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Posts by Third Temple

  1. Third Temple African Astronaut
    is Kafka an asian or hapa?
  2. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein If it’s deja vu you not supposed to say anything about it or something..

    just a weird feeling I had with pictures popping up
  3. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Misappropriation. What the hell happened to the dragons and serpents?

    they're put in storage until the tree's and decorations come down
  4. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Thankfully I dont live in the south. crocks and shit
  5. Third Temple African Astronaut
    I just had this weird feeling that last year we had this same argument. pretty sure now this photo was posted as well with a bunch of others.
  6. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Chineserz don't celebrate Christmas either, kid.

    Tell them that
  7. Third Temple African Astronaut
    this site is a cruise site for homosexuals it turns out
  8. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I'll just list all of the wild animals that i've caught.

    Largemouth Bass
    Rock Bass
    White Bass
    Smallmouth bass
    Black Crappie
    White Crappie
    Bluegill
    Channel Catfish
    Northern Pike
    Carp
    Eastern American Toad
    Western CHrous Frog
    Boreal Chorus frog
    pickerel frog
    bullfrog
    green frog
    northern leaopard frog
    gray tree frog
    cricket frog
    fowler's toad
    water moccasin
    water snake
    eastern garter snake
    Easter Newt
    Blue spotted salamander
    painted turtle
    snapping turtle
    box turtle
    fence liserd
    gopher
    squirrel
    rabbit
    stray cat

    there is more but im too lazy to go through the list

    it was more of the actual things that could kill you

    bears, rattlesnakes, cotten mouth or copper heads, poisonous spiders, a pack of coyote (if you're short enough), wolves, mountain lions

    not squirrels nor liserds on a fence
  9. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator How much fucking meat I'm gonna have inside me tommorowoow

  10. Third Temple African Astronaut
    no one white hates watermelon. if they do they're bitches and cry about the seeds.
  11. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator I saw a bear out in the wild when I went skiing in Banff sometime in 1997.

    Wild deer used to chill in the yard on the back and front, we had a bad infestation of prairie dogs(hundreds) all over base aswell .


    Plenty if wild coyotes aswell.

    You have Coyote in the UK? i didn't know they existed there. I read you have wolves or used to before they hunted them down.

    I forgot to mention the daily sightings of deer I see. almost daily. they're everywhere. and for some stupid fucking reason, there is also an invasive species around here which is Turkeys for the past 10-15 years. Apparently a fuckload of them escaped a turkey farm in California Central Valley and have invaded every fucking town and the game warden people just let them exist without killing them off. they could feed a shitload of homeless people too. they're is always like 5 or 6 of them pecking about the streets and stop traffic.
  12. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I hope you wiped them down afterwards

    You and Finny have way too many experience with the gay stuff. I can see that now. and IF I was Gay, I'd be the Bear and not the Twink
  13. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE fried chicken works on literally everyone

    it is the one food that literary every single culture on the planet eats

    Oh oh Oh my Gawd.. Fried Chicken and Watermelon

    Like who in the fuck hates Fried Chicken (outside of some vegan Karen) and or Watermelon.
  14. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock i will bend you over the fireplace and use morse code to tap out the entire encyclopedia britannica on your colon with the head of my dick until santa claus slides down the chimney and t-bags your face.

    you have way to much fag expression to be kidding. face it, You're a FAG

    also you're getting coaled for christmas. its' like being Blacked but only by a larger black guy and much harder
  15. Third Temple African Astronaut
    I'm gonna break into Fonas house, steal his snub nose 357 and his thermal imaging phone.

    not sure if I'm gonna buy one myself. What purpose would I need with it besides seeing hidden shit around me (comes with an IR camera too) of spooky stuff
  16. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    https://voca.ro/1l69bNv5CpxD


    is that football shape mole caused by the HepC and HIV4 (That you're unaware of having) ?
  17. Third Temple African Astronaut
    I Feel terrible that a hate crime has occurred by Wellhung that I could not stop in a "Zog ran Hotel Chain" told to me by NIS staffer
  18. Third Temple African Astronaut
    I'm rushing to the "Zog ran Hotel Chain" which was told to me by NIS staff and trying to stop Wellhung from committing a hate crime.
  19. Third Temple African Astronaut
    I'm thinking about Wellhung and being at the "Zog ran Hotel Corporation" that was told to me by NIS staff.
  20. Third Temple African Astronaut
    For me, 3 times were Bears. 1 Brown bear in Yosemite and 2 black

    First time at Yosemite. 2 others also while camping at Strawberry Lake and Once at Polock Pines which is near the sierras.

    Bears: x3
    Mountain Lion (AKA Cougars) x2 (in a state park I used to live near
    Wild Cats at least 5-6 times in the Oakland Hills.
    Coyotes at least 100 times in the same park I saw Mountain Lions.
    Wolves 1 time visiting Yellowstone
    Bison 1 time in YellowStone
    Rattle Snakes at least 6 times and once I removed one from a bike trail for some people using my backpack, which it struck and then turned and I tugged its tail and it sped off. they really fear people more than we fear them but they will usually coil first then take off.
    King Snake at least 2-3 times but they're harmless
    Saw a Whip Snake once. it kind of looks like a Coral Snake.
    A Tarantula which I didn't know existed in the bay area but they're smaller than the desert ones. about half the size but still big.
    shitloads of black widows but then again that was under my house
    hmm never saw a scorpion but I understand they exist in the bay area on trails under rocks. usually albino ones. they're white apparently.

    out of all of the creatures I experience the one where I stopped dead in my track (beside the rattlesnake on my first encounter) was the Mountain Lion. it's very rare they kill people but it was around the time some dude got murdered by one in LA riding a bike. or maybe afterwards. I just thought of him when I saw it. the second time was closer but I realized no one has been killed by a Mountain Lion in Northern California since like.. prolly 1980s
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