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Posts by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer...............................................................

  1. Originally posted by Kafka EWWWWWWWW!

    you dont know what youre talking about...look at those supple and buxom lips...imagine how good theyd feel wrapped around your wang

    i fap to that pic on a frequent basis
  2. Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I think it's kind of silly to want to check people for a wire. Anybody could download one of those secret background recorders on their phone and actually get video of shit. Not to mention things like Pegasus. But I knew somebody who knew one on 2013 (I told everybody) but they did actually wear a wire at that time.

    Why would they do this? Does anybody have any more current info?

    theyre so small and sophisticated now theyre impossible to detect
  3. Originally posted by mashlehash You should play on my national.

    im too busy keeping lannys orifices plugged
  4. Originally posted by A College Professor ur ass is

    ill give you a quarter for rental of yours
  5. Originally posted by mashlehash I hope Cali goes to hell.

    it went to hell years ago.

    its a few hundred yards deeper than hells basement


  6. such purty cock sucking lips...
  7. Originally posted by Lanny Midnight? Shit, it's 8 here and those lazy fucks don't even bother to open on Sunday. Bible belt sux

    you would know. now tell everyone about your enjoyable experiences playing alter boy with the priests and how good you sucked them for jesus.
  8. Originally posted by mashlehash Everyone needs to eat a Chocolate Bar, including Lanny?

    lanny doesnt have any room in his caloric intake chart for chocolate. his meals are limited to sausage, frank-footers, cock, and other assorted phallic-shaped meat products

    dont let that bitch off his chain in a sausage factory unless you want a FEMA response
  9. Originally posted by TORTILLA id bet 1 thing. u are less than 170 pounds. u cruise these forums cause ur an absolute loser. i feel bad for u. i feel bad for all u guys. i been looking at all these forum posts. this place is a joke. do u guys think this is ur zoklet?

    thats a good little slut...youre obviously experienced with this foreplay thing. tell me more. tell me which of your assorted orifices you want me to stuff my cock into while i fist the others.
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