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Posts by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer.............................................

  1. Originally posted by Niggles I knew it. He's alive isn't he? so someone made a fucking fake death cert and profile on their parents facebook?

    is he hiding or protective witness? Interesting. The Cake is Alive and baking.

    hes made multiple false claims about people dying...his daughter was one i recall. hes always making posts about stupid fake shit...this is no different

    hes probably in jail and using 'death' as a joke then when he gets out in a few years he'll pop back in with one of his ridiculous retard-saying
  2. you think this is bad...you should have seen this place about 5000 years ago
  3. Originally posted by mmQ if you want to get remembered in this community just make a bunch of hole related jokes and the ha ha will ensue

    post pics of your hole for jokes to ensue
  4. Originally posted by Lanny No, but I will fuck your whore mother out of nostalgia

    no one wants to hear about your oedipus complex nor your incestual predilections

    and your mother still owes me change from the other night
  5. Originally posted by Lanny If you’re talking about the hole in the ground in front of the garage, I swear to God it was the dogs. I spawned and two of them rushed me, so I jumped on top of the delivery truck, they started attacking it, and I swear the damn thing exploded in like 2 hits.

    no one wants to hear about your date night, you inebriated wariat fan-boi faggot
  6. Originally posted by Bradley ya u dont' even use ur real name on here so u aren't gonna be in the yes pile right off the bat.

    thats cute how you thought you had a choice in the matter.

    and you can call me 'daddy'
  7. Originally posted by POLECAT just got done loading up 2 rounds of 16 gage pot stalk loads with toothpicks around the outside of the stalk to make it tight for more BANG!
    I know there are at least 2 more rats to kill cuz I saw em last night but wouldnt shoot them cuz I wanted the BIG BOSS and I knew he was out and about last night and with him gone who the fuk knows what kind of crazyness then lesser boy rats will bring in tonight..
    they havent been allowed in the house or near his harem,, hmm maybe I should put some beer out for them,, yeah beer and bread for all.
    if i'm lucky they will get drunk and have an orgy in the kitchen

    just toss a few hand grenades at them...that will take care of 'em

    it worked well for hamas home raiders...
  8. Originally posted by Bradley If so, you got wifi and food stamps otherwise i can sign u up.


    i have kittens and candy and puppies and pretty red balloons

    and a gimp box with plenty of room.
  9. Originally posted by Bradley are the jedis gonna be okay?

    hopefully not
  10. post nude selfies or fake news
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