Originally posted by Meikai
I'm not exactly well versed in the specifics of the brewer's art, but if quality is not a concern, it's really as simple as sugar + water + baker's yeast. So if all you care about is "enough alcohol to get tipsy", that kinda bummy ass sugar wine is probably the way to go. You can do it in a milk jug using a regular party balloon for an airlock, even.
That said, if you're planning on getting drunk on nothing but homebrew for the next 2 years, it might be worth it to invest in some actual kit like brewing yeast, a glass carboy or two, and an actual airlock.
I don't have any exact recipes for you, but it's worth bearing in mind that you really probably don't actually need one. Prison niggas are brewing as we speak in plastic bags. Humans have been getting drunk for millennia. It's easy as fuck to make alcohol. I suspect the way to go about making cider would probably be to dice up your apples, boil them for a bit, mash them up in the pot with the water you boiled em in, and then pour that into your [sterilized] brewing vessel. Top it up with cold water, and then probably use something like this champagne yeast? Pop on your airlock, wait a month or two, et voila.
EDIT: Yeah, first result after googling for best cider yeast was someone talking about EC-1118. I figured. It's also what you use for honey wine/mead, iirc. That's the extent of my specific, usable knowledge anyway. There's probably an easy-to-follow 10 minute youtube video that walks you through every step of brewing just about any alcohol you can dream up, assuming you want more detailed/less sketchy instructions.
This is literally as cheap as it gets.
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Everyone is gay now. It's "cool" to be gay. When I was in HS, I had one gay student and probably three closeted gays. Now? Half of the graduating class, if not more, is some form of gay whether that be homosexual, bisexual, trans, etc.
What changed?
What made the jump from one gay, to half the class? The LGBTQ (faggot) community would tell you, "Oh, honey, we were always there, we were just too scared to come out". That's bullshit. I blame social media, mass media, Joe Biden, and Oprah for encouraging this blasphemous behaviour.
The Western world is the new Babylon and God will have his wrath and smite all of you filthy fucking sinners.
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