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  1. 2023-10-21 at 7:26 AM UTC in Substance appreciation thread
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Hey guys, I would like you to take a moment to appreciate a substance that has really helped you out.



    One for me is weed. Many nights I suffer from Restless Legs Syndrome, so It takes many hours to fall asleep. Thanks to wee, these problems are mediated with 1 or 2 vape hits.



    Another one for me is Crouton. Besides being the only drug that really is good for relaxing after a long day of work, I also used Crouton in order to wean off of alcohol when I was an alcoholic a few years ago. It not only stopped withdrawal symptoms, but after I had been weaned off I no longer had cravings for alcohol, and the tiny cravings I had for Crouton where quickly dispelled.



    The final substance on today's list for me is good ol' bundy.
    Folks this substance produces a shitty hangover, but if you use robotabs, your marginal return on Inveatment is pretty good, as the hangover is shorter than with Hbr. On my 750 mg trip I had a hangover for 56 hours, and I've had the afterglow for 5 days now. On top of that, there is something awfully special about turning into a ball of consciousness and feeling your torso from your neck down to your thighs rotate on a swivel.
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  2. 2023-11-12 at 8:23 PM UTC in Where do middle age singlnes go to mingle?
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Bradley hasn't discovered gay bars yet, evidently
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  3. 2023-11-03 at 11:29 AM UTC in ๐Ÿฌ๐ŸฌCandy~Land๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Candy I found u on YouTube

    https://youtube.com/shorts/IsxgUn94e3E?si=Pw1kkZiTbSIvvU-7

    Pass the blunana
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  4. 2023-10-29 at 11:33 PM UTC in I bought the CHEAPEST hair clippers on Amazon
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Better luck next time Fona!
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  5. 2023-10-28 at 12:38 AM UTC in Sick Fona
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Get well soon man!
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  6. 2023-10-22 at 2:01 AM UTC in Women Appreciation Thread
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I'd just like a woman to fall asleep next to cuddled up with and all that, I actually miss that.

    Of course I'd like to smash some pussy too, but it's not always about sex.

    Why are you always awake while I'm high. I'm going. Into a k hole rn
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  7. 2023-09-11 at 3:55 PM UTC in Fona's Painful Testical Problem
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Hm, I can't think of anything short of contacting a medical professional. I'm certain that, if left untreated, it may become more painful. I'd say DIY surgery is only a good idea if you are confident in your abilities.
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  8. 2023-09-11 at 1:05 AM UTC in I'm Free!
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Free at last! I got banned from the Newtotse discord server! I'm not even sure why I joined it in the first place, all I know is I started blabbing about how Helladamnnoteeth LOVES kids! He loves them so much guys, he also loves sexualizing minors!

    Originally posted by Kingoftoes 1st girl is 17, 2nd girl is 14. What can I say, folx, Brady Raphael loves kids!






    While Eniggama is stuck with his whale of a wife working at a manufacturing company, I already have thousands put towards retirement, going to college, an IQ of 123, blonde curly hair and blue eyes, living rent free, I'm only 19, have a squeaky clean record, and most importantly, I have all my teeth!

    Folx, I'd say the odds are stacked in my favor!

    Only reasons I stayed was for the other guys in the server, but now I'm gone. Oh well. I'm Exclusively an African Astronaut now.
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  9. 2023-09-06 at 11:43 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Duck leg for dinner

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  10. 2023-09-08 at 1:20 AM UTC in Do you hit it?!?!?
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Context:

    Kabul, Afghanistan. 09/07/2023

    You and a few of the Taliban are running a road bloackade collecting tolls from passing citizens. One of your fellow jihadists whispers to you "Inshallah tonight will be good".

    Later, he finds you in your tent. He gets you to come outside with him, presenting you with the most blindingly gorgeous pipe in all of existence:



    That's right, motherfucker. You're about to smoke some of the purest, snow-white, most kick-ass smack you've ever seen in your pathetic life.

    He whispers to you "Come, brother, it is not haram because there is no hukum which forbids drugs, let alone 98.5% pure heroin."

    Do you hit the pipe with your new friend, or do you reject this potentially perilous product???
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  11. 2023-09-06 at 1:27 AM UTC in Helladamnleet loves kids!
    Kingoftoes Houston
    1st girl is 17, 2nd girl is 14. What can I say, folx, Brady Raphael loves kids!





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  12. 2023-09-02 at 3:37 PM UTC in ๐ŸŽˆ Throwing a Birthday Party for the Kid ๐ŸŽ‚
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    And I just ordered her 10 pizzas. She loves pizza.

    Looking good, happy birthday Fona's Kid.
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  13. 2023-08-31 at 12:23 PM UTC in HTS was right
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Meikai Wait does Bradley not have his balls? Eunuch gang eunuch gang eunuch gang eunuch gang.

    Bradley's balls got eaten by a yung nigga?!?
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  14. 2023-08-30 at 11:23 AM UTC in Move the fucking ass
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Wariat bitch come on in the dick. move it and fuck the dick with the 16 yr old ass.

    In the US we lynch fuckers like you
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  15. 2023-08-29 at 10:59 AM UTC in The future looks bright for Germany
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Thanks to immigration German prosperity is secured well into the 21st Century

    It will take a few years to train low-skill african labourers into high-skill german labourers. Shouldn't take too long, though, as Germany's workforce is high-skilled already.
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  16. 2023-08-28 at 10:03 PM UTC in How to make barcodes for wally world
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just run out the door with shit

    Yeah depending on how ghetto your Wal-mart is you can just grab shit and walk out.
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  17. 2023-08-27 at 12:16 PM UTC in History nerd shitposting memes & videos
    Kingoftoes Houston
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  18. 2023-08-25 at 8:06 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked 1. Why do you have a sloth hand?

    2. As an obvious follow up to question 1- since you are clearly a sloth, how do you maintain employment?

    I'm a landscaper, I eat leaves for suburban clients
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  19. 2023-08-27 at 1 AM UTC in Favorite drug combos?
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Booze weed and alzaplam.
    Sleep like a baby and wake up with no guilt because you cant remember shit.

    Or don't wake up at all :shrug:
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  20. 2023-08-26 at 6:41 PM UTC in How to not get caught smoking weed
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Some tips on how to avoid getting caught smoking weed:

    1: Smoke alone if possible

    2: If not possible, Smoke outside. Smoking in your room will be very easily noticeable, even using a "smoke enhancement" and having the windows open and burning incense and having 3 fans on. It doesn't matter what you do to get rid of/ cover up the smell, it will linger.

    3: Use a vape pen/ cartridge. these might still smell, but less than bud.

    4: The reasons weed smells so much is because of the terpenes it contains. If you can get your hands on a pure THC/THC variant product, you will be set. for example, I've made cartridges using only d8 THC and I could smoke them as much as I went, when I want. It looks like you are vaping nic. Hell, you can even add mint terpenes to your cartridge to make it smell like a nic stick.

    5: taking a shower and thoroughly washing your body and hair will help, as well as your clothes

    6: LAST RESORT: Burn a bag of popcorn in the microwave, the smell may cover up the weed smell for long enough for you to shower/ attempt to rid your body of the smell.

    Post more ways below
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