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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  2. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Hitler is rolling in his Argentinian grave.
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  3. Dude you realize most these stores have skylights right. Invest in some rope , in Minecraft, and some rock climbing gear and a baldclava and then drop in at nite you'll have free rain, in Minecraft
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just run out the door with shit
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  5. Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja Okay does loss prevention watch self checkout?

    Yes...VERY closely via multiple cameras and using AI.
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  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I hate picking the cotton out of pill bottles
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  8. I'll distract myself with earthly pleasures until the encroaching darkness claims me.

    It's ok.

    I didn't want to know God anyway.
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  9. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    One can only hope.
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I've never tried it but I want to
    you can probably find a lot of stuff if you search
    kavalactones on here
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz benzos are one of the only drugs where quitting can actually kill you. as Snoopy said years ago, theyre distilled from the devils' jizz.

    kavalactones hit the same receptors and have almost no side effects. too bad theyre not easier to get. with the right ones, a single dose can have beneficial effects for months

    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz i know this guy who nearly drank himself to death once and had severe kidney pain plus depression afterwards, so i brought him some especially potent gyms. i told him to only eat one and when i came back to check on him he said 'well my pain is gone and i feel a lot better, but my face is numb'

    i said uh, you only ate one right? and he said 'hell no i ate all three' lmao

    he was high for a whole month afterwards. years later he's got a better handle on his addiction. the pain killing and anti depressant effects of the kavalactone type compounds and such in gyms are great. they mess with my eyes real bad though and i'll be seeing inter-dimensional entities and such for weeks after a good dose sometimes, especially when mixed with alcohol.

    kavalactones + alcohol = poison

    Originally posted by GGG We could go the route of kava and add reverse tolerance. I believe the kavalactone responsible for this is kavain, which is an allosteric something something something something. It increases the amount of receptor sites though, which is pretty fucking interesting when you think about it. Imagine your drug addiction getting CHEAPER over time.
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  11. Originally posted by Kingoftoes Drunk racistic or sober racistic?

    worse, science based racist.
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  12. Originally posted by aldra was put in motion back in 2014

    I guess it was put in motion even before that but it was made unavoidable in 2014

    the withdrawal from afghan ended US' preoccupation of afghanistans occupation, and thereby freeing loads of attention and resources to pursuit conflict elsewhere.

    which ultimately ended up in ukraine.
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  13. That's a troubling situation to be in...try hot tea next time.
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  14. what the fuck is wrong with you people.
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  15. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Priceless, these failures at life guys throwing rocks…


    Fona has overcome his addictions and literally grown up before our very eyes, he’s gone from homeless druggie to gainfully employed homeowner, married, skilled enough to spend his time & $$ fixing stuff and working to make a better life for himself and his family. But I suppose two unemployed meth addicted shut ins have to at least attempt to spread their disease, it’s the only way they can fake feeling good about watching their meaningless crap bag lives go down the toilet.
    It always cracks me up to watch losers froth at the mouth every time Fona posts a video of a home improvement project he’s completed or his latest acquisition. Fuckin lol
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  16. I told GG we should just be friends a while ago. I've found myself doing silly things around her, like rubbing her boobs and her muff, but we haven't had sex. I was gagging for it, so I found a locanto hooker for a quick BJ.

    Message her on whatsapp, €80 for a no condom CIM, no prob. Dublin accent, OK, can do that. Sounds good. Spend about 90 minutes discussing over whatsapp where we meet up. Long time with messages, then I give up and call her. Calls definitely work better. Find out she's a good bit out, but whatever. Drive out. Meet her in the parking lot of Aldi in Clonee. She's way late, of course.

    She's fairly good looking, and she gets into my car. "Hi". "Hey". "you nervous" "no I'm gagging for it".

    We chat a bit, she's a former addict and homeless inner city dub who works in a shelter now. She suggest we drive a bit, but seems to have no idea where to. Along the way she chats. She's looking for regulars. Especially a sugar daddy, but her definition of a sugar daddy sounds a lot like a regular boyfriend. She has the typical inner city dub accent. She has two sons, 14 and 8 or something like that. They live with her parents. She has a few tatoos, and her hands are all rough, like they are when you live a hard life and burn your fingers a lot. She's smelly and her hair is greasy, slicked back into a ponytail. She hasn't showered in a while.

    We drive into a bunch of new construction buildings. I didn't even realise that they were building like this. She's chatting with me, and sizing me up. Do I meet with many people from the site. Things like that.

    We pull in at an entrance, not very private. I give her the €80, and she tells me to pull them down. I do so and jerk off a little to get hard. "do you like starting yourself off like that?" Then she does down and what a pro. Beautiful action, sucking all the right spots, feels great. Looks great seeing this head bobbing on my cock and looking at her going up and down. Beautiful. Goes for a minute or two, and I'm like "I wanna taste this girl" so ask her to kiss. She says something I don't get and we're kissing passionately while I jerk off. I'm going to cum, and she goes back and sucks every last drop of cum out of my dick. Clean and shiny. She swallows. I'm feeling embarrassed, a stranger just seen me making a horrible mess all over the place and simply licked it all up and swallowed it. Really hot.

    I am nice, and this makes people open up to me sometimes. She tells me she feels insecure sometimes about her appearance. She tells me that some guy took a look at her and was like "nah". Dunno the exact context, but she's attractive, and I tell her she's pretty. I don't like her tatoos much, but she's genuinely a pretty girl.

    Then she pulls up her shirt and say feel this. I feel her breast and I'm pretty fucking sure I know exactly what I feel. She says she's been in hospital with it all week and hasn't been at work and that's why she's doing this. The ultrasound operator said she was pretty sure it was just a cyst for one breast, but when she moved on to the other she didn't say anything.

    I've had the whole ultrasound thing before, including the cyst comment. I felt shit got real.

    She was pretty upset, and said she didn't know where she was going to stay that evening. I had to go pick up GG, so I gave her a tip and left.
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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    After 10 years if being retired (yes I retired at 51) I've decided to do something. I'm buying a successful popular bar and grill in Kingman Arizona.

    The asking price is $650,000. The owner is financing. I'm coming with $200,000 down and he is going to carry $450,000 for 15 years with a nallon payment option after 10 years and no penalty fir early payoff.

    It has a class 12 liquor license which men's the sales must be a minimum of 40% food. Currently it's averages 57% food and 43% liquor with a total gross sales average of about $250,000 per month. My payments will be about $3500 per month.

    I'm getting a turn key operations complete with staff, management, stock, a loyal customer base which all know and like me, 5 acres of property with ample parking, and all recipes. I do have to sign an NDA on his Jack Daniels beans.

    Anyhow this is all set to close on or before September 1st. Once I have they keys I'll let you know where it is and what it's called. That way the internet tuff guyz can vist anytime they wish.
  18. Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Wariat you dont get it scron this is how fucked up polish femwles are. just ask star trek. tney are 16 and already twlking wbout marriage and kids.

    yeah????? that's literally everywhere you fucking idiot wake the fuck up
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  19. Bradley Dogsbane
    wow here's your opportunity to fuck a drunk teenager you just met and fuck her up with whatever you got coming out your penis. I'm sure she'll be very excited to wake up next to an old chubby convicted pedophile who got deporte

    Nice job, broski. You're so very much succeeding, time to post about it on the forums since you're still working in getting your 3 1/2 floppy into being a hard 4 inch CD.

    I hope she wakes up and her father kills you.
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