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2023-09-11 at 7:30 PM UTC in How many could I get away with?
Originally posted by Fox If you’re willing to give out your address and not your name it’s obvious you’re lying
Nope. I went to Welsh elementary school there, and west middle school. My church was St. Bernadette's, the school shut down in like 2017 due to a lack of funding, and the realtor that sold the house to us is named Zil.
Doesn't matter what I say if you won't believe me, only way for you to find out is to pull a Bradley B and show up with booze, bud, and crank! -
2023-09-11 at 6:50 PM UTC in How many could I get away with?
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2023-09-11 at 6:48 PM UTC in How many could I get away with?
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2023-09-11 at 6:48 PM UTC in What you dumb nigger faggots fail to realize is that piper the dog did 911
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2023-09-11 at 6:42 PM UTC in How many could I get away with?
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2023-09-11 at 6:41 PM UTC in How many could I get away with?
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2023-09-11 at 4:11 PM UTC in How many could I get away with?
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2023-09-11 at 4:02 PM UTC in I got a boner from...
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2023-09-11 at 3:58 PM UTC in How many could I get away with?
Originally posted by Fox Don’t you think killing defenseless people would make you kind of a pussy? At least kill people who have wronged you or join the army and kill people legally.
They aren't defenseless, they are perfectly able bodied. I chose homeless people in particular because:
1: I'd be doing the world a favor.
2: Harder to get caught. -
2023-09-11 at 3:55 PM UTC in Fona's Painful Testical ProblemHm, I can't think of anything short of contacting a medical professional. I'm certain that, if left untreated, it may become more painful. I'd say DIY surgery is only a good idea if you are confident in your abilities.
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2023-09-11 at 1:05 AM UTC in I'm Free!Free at last! I got banned from the Newtotse discord server! I'm not even sure why I joined it in the first place, all I know is I started blabbing about how Helladamnnoteeth LOVES kids! He loves them so much guys, he also loves sexualizing minors!
Originally posted by Kingoftoes 1st girl is 17, 2nd girl is 14. What can I say, folx, Brady Raphael loves kids!
While Eniggama is stuck with his whale of a wife working at a manufacturing company, I already have thousands put towards retirement, going to college, an IQ of 123, blonde curly hair and blue eyes, living rent free, I'm only 19, have a squeaky clean record, and most importantly, I have all my teeth!
Folx, I'd say the odds are stacked in my favor!
Only reasons I stayed was for the other guys in the server, but now I'm gone. Oh well. I'm Exclusively an African Astronaut now. -
2023-09-10 at 10:38 PM UTC in I'm a college student (for the 13th time)
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2023-09-10 at 9:56 PM UTC in The New Nigger Nabisco
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2023-09-10 at 9:44 PM UTC in My head is full of fuck16 grams of Crouton in 2 hours. I feel like I'm in a state of continuous orgasm and I'm sweating my balls off.
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2023-09-08 at 10:07 PM UTC in Muh corporate welfare
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2023-09-08 at 10:06 PM UTC in wwhy are sriroreos so good
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2023-09-08 at 1:20 AM UTC in Do you hit it?!?!?Context:
Kabul, Afghanistan. 09/07/2023
You and a few of the Taliban are running a road bloackade collecting tolls from passing citizens. One of your fellow jihadists whispers to you "Inshallah tonight will be good".
Later, he finds you in your tent. He gets you to come outside with him, presenting you with the most blindingly gorgeous pipe in all of existence:
That's right, motherfucker. You're about to smoke some of the purest, snow-white, most kick-ass smack you've ever seen in your pathetic life.
He whispers to you "Come, brother, it is not haram because there is no hukum which forbids drugs, let alone 98.5% pure heroin."
Do you hit the pipe with your new friend, or do you reject this potentially perilous product??? -
2023-09-08 at 12:09 AM UTC in The last giant Irish grey hound 1902
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2023-09-07 at 9:54 AM UTC in How to get 3,000$ for free.Plasma donation centers oftentimes have a registration bonus. The one I went to (CSL Plasma.) Did 100$ for each donation instead of 50$. I made a grand in a little under 2 months.
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2023-09-07 at 9:52 AM UTC in I'm finna post some threads today
