Originally posted by Cowboy2013
Don't be coy. Write a tutorial telling us how to meth
The forthcoming post is a 100% hypothetical scenario that I’ve generated based on the information that I’ve picked up reading this thread… I have never actually done any of the things listed in this thread, as they are illegal, and I do not want anyone else to do anything in this thread either as it is illegal. It is simply a fictitious story that I imagined, and a Real Time Participatory story that anyone can add to.
I know that these “Shake n Bake” (SnB) threads are getting CRAZY redundant, especially with complete fucking retards like Zac starting a new thread to simply restate the same misinformation in an even LESS organized manner (Writing similar to a 6 year old retarded chimp…”lol”… fagot). So, why am I starting yet another thread?
• To explain the process, start to finish, in an organized fashion in great enough detail that ANYONE will be able to follow the procedure with successful results… Including those of you who failed in the past as well as those of you waiting to take that first step. (Assuming you use the chemicals that I list and follow the steps).
• To hopefully show the SnB critics that, if baked properly, this shit will stand proud against any meth produced with any technique (TEK) (This means you Glenns & Diacetyl)…
o Gets you twacked for 8-36 hours depending on tolerance – YES
o Can be eaten, snorted, smoked, injected, booty bumped (anally administered) – YES
o Can be produced and cleaned to the point where it runs well on foil or glass pipe, leaves little to no residual black trail on foil or pipe, and cracks back (dries back from oil into a crystalline state) –YES… ~Even with a water pull Beans ~
o Can be recrystallized into clear/transparent glass shards – YES
o Can produce around a 90% yield with extreme purity - YES
§ Remember, d-meth (The most desired isotope ofmeth which is produced by SnB TEK) is d-meth regardless of how you get the precursors [The starting materials such as Pseudoephedrine (PSE)] to reduce into meth. I promise you, I gram of 100% pure d-meth produced by SnB is exactly the same as 1 gram of 100% pure d-meth produced by a Birch Reduction, a Red Phosphorus Reduction, or any other TEK… It’s the impurities that make the meth different, and these impurities vary by TEK.
• If you are not familiar with these TEK’s… You don’t need to be, but I recommend that you do a little more research before you get started.
• BTW Contrary to popular belief, P2P TEK is NOT better than PSE TEK’s… P2P produces Racemic (50% d-meth isotope and 50% l-meth isotope) Meth, so it is LESS desirable assuming that the meth produced from both TEK’s are the same purity level.
• Finally, because I want ALL of you, and your friends… AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE… to cook meth… Why? So that the law enforcement agencies are so outnumbered by meth labs that it greatly reduces the chance that I will get caught and locked up… SAFETY IN NUMBERS BITCHES! I only bake for me and my wife, so I am not competing with YOU for customers…COOK, SELL, GET HIGH, GET RICH!!! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK, JUST COOK!!!
o If I can make this shit detailed enough that you all can produce unbelievable shit right out of the gate, and you see how EASY and RELATIVELY SAFE it really is when it is properly explained, there will be many more PSE purchases every month and many more labs on the street, thus decreasing the chance that they will have the time or the resources to specifically worry about me.
o When you see how easy this is, and what it makes, you will end up teaching friends, and as word spreads, my odds of avoiding trouble continue to increase.
Look, here’s the deal… I have only been doing this for about 6 months or so now (I’d say about 50 cooks or so). Prior to that, I have second hand experience with Birch and RP/I. But, I have 20 years of abusing meth, so Iam a pretty qualified critic, I am a smart guy with an engineering degree although I am a business owner now. I have researched this TEK pretty well over the last 6 months, and I have a decent amount of hands on experience with surprising success…At least it surprised the fuck out of me to make fire Dope with SnB.
Most of the information that you find in this thread is already posted in the original thread, and I am simply plagiarizing it from multiple sources.
Here’s what this Thread will do for you:
~ Provide a source of information based on experience rather than theory or chemistry
~ Provide an outlet where cats like you will hopefully continue to freely share correct, honest, and helpful information learned through experience... In other words, please give back...
• Weed out all of the stupid misinformation previously posted by shithead losers.
• Organize the good information into a very detailed but simple TEK that, hopefully, just about anyone can follow and produce great meth.
• Painfully focus on the details of EVERYTHING in hopes that many of you will finally feel comfortable enough to give this a try or try it again by alleviating the fear of the unknown.
• Provide accurate information based most heavily on my successful experience integrated with accurate information from previous threads and my research.
Here’s what this thread will NOT do for you:
• Provide much related to the scientific background and reasoning for the steps of the TEK… I do not understand chemistry enough to do much of that (talk to smiles…she’s smart), and you will not need to understand much of the chemistry after reading this TEK… JUST BUY THE CORRECT INGREDIANTS AND FOLLOW THE FUCKING STEPS!
• Give a bunch of alternatives… You can all hash out the "Coleman’s or Naphtha, Smartwater or Sodastream, Can I use Kerosene & brown ice pack crystals & Draino?" on your own………
Lastly, before we get started… Although there are so many variations to the TEK (I will mention a few that I have tried along the way), trust me when I tell you that this TEK works. It may or may not be the best in every way… There may be others out there producing shit better than mine, but I simply don’t give a flying fuck… It produces the BEST METH that I have ever slammed or smoked in my life and me and my wife are extremely satisfied.
OK… Here we go!
Recommended Materials/Tools:
~ The tools that I use can obviously be substituted for others… Ex: You do not need baby food jars if you have a better or more convenient container for your acetone/Epsom and Isopropanol/Epsom mixtures when you put them in the freezer if you want to recrystallize, but I highly encourage you to use the chemicals that I list, or something equalor better in quality
• 1 Box of 12-Hour or 24-Hour (2.4 gramsPseudoephedrine)o Can be Sudafed or any of the generics
o Depending on the store and type, costs about $6 - $12
• 1/2 – 3/4 cup Lye (Sodium Hydroxide – NaOH)
o I use Roebic Laboratories Crystal Drain Opener from Lowe’s
o Ace Hardware also has smaller containers of 100% Lye that are about $7
o Costs about $16 with tax for a 2lb container
• 1/4 – 3/8 cup Ammonium Nitrate Crystals (NH4NO3– AN)
o I use the crystals from the inside of instant Ice compresses from The Dollar General
§ Most Instant Ice Compresses now are made with UREA… You need to get the AN.
o Costs $1.50 for each Ice Compress
o You will use about 1 per 2 cooks or so
• 1/2 a bottle of Coleman’s Premium Camping Fuel
o Red bottle at Walmart
o Costs around $6
o Look, I know this is going to hurt a bunch of vaginas out there so here’s the deal…
§ I used VM&P Naphtha for a while, but it’s a pain in the ass keeping that shit warm enough…especially through a thick ass Sodastream bottle
§ I also used Diethyl Ether for a bit, and it worked fine, I just got tired of having to empty the cans and doing the water wash with the shit.
§ I LIKE COLEMAN’S!!! If you don’t like that, guess you’ll probably live…
~Toluene, Xylene, Hexane, etc.
• 1 Sodastream Plastic Bottle (500ml)
o I buy a pack of 2 bottles at Walmart
o Costs about $14
o I reuse them a few times, although many others recommend against doing this, but I’m cheap and I haven’t had any problems.
• 2 Energizer Advanced Lithium AA Bateries
o I buy the 4 packs from Walmart
o Costs about $6 for the 4-pack
o Energizer Ultimate works as well but they are more expensive and the case is harder to cut through
• A couple bottles of bottled water
• Usually Around 30-50 drops of Muriatic Acid Solution 20% Muriatic to 80% Water (also called hydrochloric acid –HCl)
o I buy at Lowes
o 1 Gallon Jug
o Costs about $8
• Some Acetone
o I buy at Lowes
o I believe it’s around a quart, in a metal container, and it costs around $7
• A pair of PVC Pipe Cutters
o I got mine at Lowes
o Cost around $10 or so
o Will be using these to cut the casing off of the batteries
• A couple pairs of plyers
o One of these will be used to hold the battery while cutting the casing, and the other will be used to pull the “guts” out of the battery
• A bunch of coffee enhancements
• A couple of cotton balls
• A blow-dryer
• A grocery bags to use as a trash bag
• A few 1 Quart ziplock baggies (I like the ones with the slide seals)
• 2 Eye Droppers
• Something to test PH
o I use Phenyl Red Drops from a regular pool PH Test Kit (Gheto, but it works)
• A mason Jar
• A sewing needle
• A plate to use as an evaporation plate
• A Plastic Funnel
• A blender
• 1/4 Cup measuring cup
• Any safety gear that makes you feel more secure (Kitty Litter, gloves, face mask, whatever)o I do recommend something to breathe through so that you do not inhale a bunch of Ammonia…That shit is nasty.
o Honestly,I usually cook in the car or in my bedroom in boxers, but I know shit can go wrong, and that’s just stupid… Please, safety first.
I know that it looks/sounds like a lot of shit, but don’t get discouraged… It will probably cost around $100-$150 for your first cook and around $20-$30 for each cook after that… You will likely yield between 1.5 – 2 grams of high quality meth that you can cut at least 25% if selling and still keep a very marketable product at $100 a gram, so you will have about $185 -$250 street value worth of product for each cook… Li(NH3)4 thinks this is apretty good Return on Investment, but Li(NH3)4 doesn’t care because he likes to abuse all of the product from ever cook with his wife
OK… Now we are going to do an outline or “RECIPIE”of the actual procedure. I am doing it this way so that you can just follow a step by step process that’s not "too" wordy… Just make sure you understand what you are doing before you start… Trust me, this process is FUCKING EASY with VERY LITTLE DANGER “IF” you understand what you are doing… The only REAL DANGER is all the Damn Over-Zealous Hillbilly Geniuses that believe reading is for the city folk. Please don’t add to the ridiculously amplified misconception that this is a super dangerous procedure that will blow our innocent neighbors up… It’s bad publicity!
Basic Procedure Outline:
1. Place a layer of Epsom salt into a cookie sheet and bake in the oven at 400 degrees for about an hour or 2
2. Crush the dry salt into a fine powder, and put about half an inch of the dry salt into each of the baby food jars
3. Add acetone to one jar and isopropanol alcohol to the other jar, each about 3/4 full and place them both in the freezer
4. Make sure your Sodawater bottle is completely clean and COMPLETELY dry
5. Prepare an area to work, clean the area up, and have all the materials and tools easily accessible and organized in the work area
6. Put your PSE pills into the blender, blend them until they are a fine powder, and put the powder into a small Tupperware container sealed with the lid
7. Measure out 1/2 cup of Lye and put the Lye into a small Tupperware container sealed with the lid
8. Measure out 1/4 cup of Lye and put the Lye into a small Tupperware container sealed with the lid
9. Cut open the Instant Ice compress package, throw away the bag of water inside, measure out 1/4 cup of the AN crystals and put them into a Small Tupperware Container sealed with the lid
10. Measure out 1/8 cup of the AN crystals (1/2 of the 1/4 cup measuring cup) and put them into a Small Tupperware Container sealed with the lid
11. Pour about 1/4 of the bottle of Coleman’s fuel into a plastic Ziploc bag and keep bag handy for next step
12. Remove Lithium Strips from 2 AA Batteries:
a. Hold one end of a battery tightly with a pair of plyers
b. Use PVC Pipe cutters with the other hand to cut through the battery casing
i. Try to prevent cutting past the casing and into the “guts” of the battery as well as you can
ii. Pinghat (I like him), suggested using a steak knife to saw through the casing without digging into the guts, then pulling casing apart…Probably a much easier way to attempt this, and I’m gonna give that shit a go next time
c. Once the casing is cut all the way around the battery, set the cutter down and use the other pair of plyers to:
i. Tightly hold the second end of the battery
ii. Bend the battery back and forth with the plyers in each of your hands to ensure the casing is cut all the way through
iii. While holding each end of the battery tightly with the plyers, pull the casing apart, and one side of the casing will come off exposing the “guts” of the battery
iv. Discard the 1/2 battery casing that was removed and use the now free plyers to clamp on the exposed battery guts while still holding the casing with the other pair of plyers… now pull apart again and the “guts” will come free of the casing
v. Place the “guts” directly into the fuel in the Ziploc baggie, and keep them submerged in the fuel as much as possible
d. Repeat this process with the second battery
e. Remove the excess air from the Ziploc baggie and seal it
13. Add the 1/4 cup Tupperware container of AN to the RV using the funnel
14. Add the 1/2 cup Tupperware container of Lye to the RV using the funnel
15. Add the 2nd 1/4th of the bottle of Coleman’s fuel to the RV using the funnel
16. Remove the Lithium strips from the Battery Guts:
a. Open the Ziploc baggie containing the fuel and the battery guts
b. Put your clean hands into the fuel and unroll the 1st roll of battery guts while keeping them submerged the entire time
c. Locate the strip of Lithium (this will be the dull gray looking strip, not the blackand shiny silver strip)
d. Remove the Li strip while still submerged in the fuel, and discard the rest of the battery “guts” into a grocery bag (be sure to also remove and throw away the shiny folded piece of metal that will be attached to the strip of Li at one end or the other)
e. Repeatthe process for the 2nd roll of “guts”
f. Now rip off a piece of Li maybe 3 inches long, and begin tearing it into small pieces that can fit through the funnel and into the RV (Doesn’t matter if they are flat, or balled up, or folded, just keep them relatively small)
g. Repeat this process until all of the Li is in the RV
17. Pour the fuel from the Ziploc bag into the RV using the funnel
18. Remove the funnel and screw the lid onto the RV
19. If the reaction is already building (Ammonia (NH3) bubbles emerging from the bottom layer of reactants and traveling to the top of the RV through the NP), by the time the cap is on…cool. If not, give the RV an easy swirl to get some of the reactants in the bottom to mix together and initiate reaction…
20. Blow-dryer can be used at this point, and throughout the remainder of the cook to initiate/increase the reaction in the RV
21. While holding RV with both hands, use your thumbs to “push In” on the center of the bottle to test internal pressure
22. Try this push test all the around the bottle to find the spot that is easiest to push in, and make a mental note of where this spot is as it is the spot you will use for monitoring pressure throughout the cook
23. Allow the reaction to continue while monitoring pressure until pressure builds high enough to warrant a pressure relief (Burp):
a. These Sodastream bottles are beasts and can hold an incredible amount of internal pressure without failing, so don’t burp the RV until you are unable to push the bottle in whatsoever with the force of both of your thumbs pushing together
b. The first burp will probably be needed about 2-5 minutes after the reaction starts really going but go by pressure, not by time
c. After a few burps during the first 10-15min of good reaction, once everything slows a bit, you really only need to burp the RV a couple of times more prior to adding your PSE
