I'm so tired right now My brain is slurring speech in my thoughts. should I go to bed at 4:30 am and not get up till 12 noon. we're supposed to go someplace in a few hours.
she gonna be pissed off. She found one of my IPA I tried to hide in the fridge.
"You cant drink on your meds. What did I tell you. Now get back to bed. NO WATER FOR YOU"
-Kr0z classic infectious laugh.
I drank most of it. its a 16oz but I filled it with water so I can say "Oh I only took a few sips off of it" but thats a lie and I did it before and she called me on it. I'll tell her the truth but it will be funny to see her shake the can to see how much is left.
fucking hell.
its like living with a Nun
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Im not going to double up on a bitch with anyone. that borders gay. Did it once with a friend on his girlfriend who ended up leaving him for me. but Then I cheated on her trying to have a double up with her friend and it turned into a shitfest that night.
got punched in the face by some macho dickhead (unrelated while trying to follow her back to her house)
long of the short is He punched me, she ran back and jumped on his back and then still told me to fuck off even after she yelled "Thats My boyfriend mother fucker" and he just left and went into the house. and then she dumped me and her friend came and comforted my fat lip the following day
:(
I miss my youth. but I was only maybe 17-18 at the time.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
oldies are actually pretty tight as their vagina have atrophied after menopause.
swim told me.
its true actually. its dry though and they are like "OWE" careful Im old now. but if you butter it up and go greased in it warms up nicely. but starts of cold because of lack of blood flow. go jogging with her first and get sweaty and then bang her in the bushes.
its pretty tight. make sure you bring some electrolites or she might pass out
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Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal
imaigine saving pictures of hiki and fona on your cpu lmao what a FAG
what ever happen to Hikki?
did Red arrest him under the Patriot Act and the secret police station under the Sears building in Chicago that had to close down because people found out about it aka memory holed.
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
They said you just go to Thailand and get a Thai girlfriend and if you don't like they're boyish physique buy them a boob job and have her French braid you r hair and cook you noodles all day meanwhile you're rich as fuck because when you go there your money goes up , the downside is the cops know you're white girl rich and always fleece you for 50 bucks
the cops are only 4 foot 8 inches there. just pick one up and dwarf bowl them into the others like pins. then run. swim to another island like in the film The Beach
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Originally posted by WellHung
How much respect I command in the gym. Motherfuckers keep coming up tO me and complimenting me and asking me questions about the exercises I do
Wellhung found the free gym at the hotel he's been stealing breakfasts from
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Originally posted by kick
Be on the look out. Do not approach Warren County Pennsylvania
I dont fucking LIVE in Warren County PA. I don't' live ANYWHERE IN that FAGGOT State that Stole my 14th generation POP POP ETC's Property (who he stole from the "Indians")
In DOYLE-town
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I'v seen midjourney shit and it's surreal and not even close to realism. this is just an actual black guy in a white hoody and ski mask. robbing this store or playing around. but it's not a midjouney creation. get real
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You know when you're young and your dick will get hard just looking at the curvature in a cloud. then when you get older it takes a certain specific. this chick does it for me. Something about her body type is so FUCKING MILF BANGABLE. I wish I was a young hard stud that she would be attracted to. I WOULD SMASH THAT ASS UP IN THEM TITTIES
I bet she's also a Air Marshal and was trying to save everyone on board from a potential terrorist risked phoned in and she had to put on this performance.
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Originally posted by That forum guy that helps you understand sarcasm
It's a thread about pens. I might even bump fonas thread again, fuck you. I'll stab you in the eye with a ballpoint
I bet you just use some old bic like a poor phaggot. YOu aren't a high class pen goy
You mean like the retro Pelikan 140 that was so popular. or the "Moon Pen" that writes upside down and under water in zero gravity?
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