Make me your water buffalo
I fucked a girl I met online who sent me a pic which made her look like a hot blonde. When I met her in person she told me she used to weigh almost 400 IBS and had her stomach stapled. Also she was in a car accident which left her with a deformed arm(I wrote about this on zoklet back in the day with pics of her)Despite all this I still fucked her in my car when she took off her shirt she had so much access skin it was banging against when she rode my cock. After I came I look at my dick and it had blood all over it because she was on her period
And I don't want to talk to a scientist, yall mothafuckers lyin', and getting me pissed!
2016-07-20 at 7:53 PM UTC
in
hi I'm new here
Lurkers of totse and zoklet must pay 49.99 for silver gorilla nigger account
Yea dph its bad for your body I am done taking that shit. Not only is it bad on your liver and kidneys when u take high doses but it drys out your stomach and insides causing intestineal problems
2016-07-20 at 7:38 PM UTC
in
Anyone here have tattoos?
I never had a desire to get a tattoo
I had a undecended testicle
2016-07-20 at 7:30 PM UTC
in
Stealing my moms weed.
I stole my dads weed for years growing up, good times
Fucking bullshit Whats this gold account shit I just paid 49.99 for a silver nigger account
2016-07-19 at 10:34 PM UTC
in
Oxycodone up the ass
Louis C.K. said he took a opiate suppository one time and it was pure opiate pleasure that started from his asshole. I got a bunch of oxys without the acetaminophen in them. I hear if you mix it with water and shoot it up your ass its quite a rush. I don't have a anal syringe so I might have to use a Turkey baster. Anyone have any experience in anal pleasures? No homo
Last time I smoked crack was about a year ago. Next question
I cried when Robin Williams died he was like the hairy father I never had...as a kid I loved his movies Mrs doubtfire, hook, aladdin, ferngully, the list goes on...Only other actor that would have the same effect on me if he died would be Jim Carrey
I am almost done with both bottles I have fucked up my liver beyond repair at this point. Even though dph makes u feel like shit something tells me to keep taking them until they are all gone.
In an all white slavic country full f angry violent men and little sex r available chicks whoa rent gold digger or want to be courteyed to like in old times like in old europe on top of a religious populance and a cold climate but the benefit is less gangs and guns and extreme violence like school shootings and a police state?
2016-07-08 at 6:11 PM UTC
in
Least favorite race?
That shit in Dallas just gave cops more reason to shoot and kill niggers. Maybe they should do something crazy like not break the law for a day. The other day when that nigger got killed and it was streamed on Facebook didn't really bother me. If I saw a nigger had a gun I would shoot him too
