2023-04-24 at 1:10 AM UTC
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You'll ever watch hentai?
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2023-03-30 at 4:53 PM UTC
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Pics of kafka?
I don't care what she looks like, plenty of good looking women in real life to look at. Never understood guys getting worked up over some gal on a forum.
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Originally posted by faxmachine25052025
How the fuck is this still a thing
Capitalism
The IP has been bought and sold more than a pimp slapped crack whore and is still being milked, the milk is sour and lumpy and full of puss and dirt and grime, yet some deranged lost souls still buy it and slurp it down like it's going out of style
Someone should take it out back and shoot it, but it costs nothing to feed. Neopets has become the virtual equivalent of faRM animal abuse which seems fitting for a game about virtual pets
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2023-03-26 at 11:54 AM UTC
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lol me just now
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
and dont ask for any weird shit like licking asses or fucking dogs.
Wtf what are you gay?
Lol beta. Soycuck. I bring up dogs and tell her "you will lick my asshole tonight"
When she says "no I won't"
You say "good that means you're thinking about it then, see you at 8"
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2023-03-17 at 12:33 PM UTC
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RE: Iranian Doctor
Originally posted by faxmachine25052025
Here in Europe we live in a much more progressive society so we're much farther along the sex offender normalization road than the US. Don't worry I'm sure you'll catch up with us soon enough.
That explains how wariat is doing so well
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2023-03-15 at 8:59 PM UTC
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Create a superhero
Mister Nema-Toad
Has all the powers of a nematode as well as a toad and also of being people's nemesis. If he decides to nemacize you, he will plague you and be your nemesis until you are defeated or he is otherwise satisfied and convinced to leave you alone. Even if he is completely annihilated, he will find a way to return. He has infinite persistence to nemacise you.
His nematode and toad based powers allow him to perform various superhuman feats. He can accelerate his won metabolism when he needs to "boost" himself. As a side effect this causes him to produce more heat and perspiration, which generates more toad sweat, which itself can be imbued with many dangerous and useful properties like acid and psychedelic 5-MAO DMT. He doesn't need to breathe with lungs and can make all his bones flexible to escape holds and locks and slip between obstacles and escape all forms of bonds and containment mechanisms that are not specifically conceived to trap him. He can burrow really fast and can recover and heal from huge damage, to the point where he can even survive being cut in half (his other half doesn't become another living guy though, that's a misconception).
His parasite abilities allow him to quickly threaten even the strongest biotic enemies by allowing him to circuit into their life forces and juices.
He can lash out his big tongue and even use it for parasitic insertion and sapping and spit various kinds of acidic and toxic muscosal discharges. He can jump all over the place and stick to surfaces and shit.
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2023-03-14 at 8:31 PM UTC
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RE: Iranian Doctor
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
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Originally posted by Sweet
White man couldn't even invent mathematics, he just stole it
Yeah I guess math is important when trying to figure out the right trajectory for flinging your poop at a fellow tree mate.
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