2023-03-03 at 1:48 PM UTC
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Terraced houses
Such a pretty house
And such a pretty garden
No alarms and no surprises
I knew I was middle class when I met people who'd never seen a fish outside of breadcrumbs
2023-03-01 at 10:56 PM UTC
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Do you like my new glasses?
This is the worst game of Spot The Difference I've ever played
2023-03-01 at 7:14 PM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
Drank paint thinner once as an after-paint chaser, would not recommend
2023-02-28 at 3:12 PM UTC
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Create a superhero
Sandwich Steve: Sandwich Steve is able to summon all forms of bread and bread products within a 10-mile range in order to incapacitate any offenders, much like Boxing Billy is able to enclose criminals in boxes, albeit with the restriction of actually being in the vicinity of bread (which is why since Sandwich Steve has been active, bakeries have been notoriously less susceptible to armed robbery). If the bread in question is sufficiently hard and/or pointy, Sandwich Steve can injure or even knock out offenders, thus reducing his reliance on an abundance of bread at hand. Historically, Sandwich Steve was only able to manipulate dough and flour, but as he matured his powers also hardened. Sometimes Sandwich Steve regrets these "improvements" as dough and flour had a far broader range of applications, from using dough to suffocate assailants to igniting flour to explode it. As with Boxing Billy, his powers often cause more harm than good as the movement of bread typically depletes local stocks and damages buildings in its path.
I dehumanized myself and faced to bloodshed already, what now?
2023-02-27 at 6:43 PM UTC
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Create a superhero
Boxing Billy
Has the power to put anything inside an arbitrary amount of boxes, adding or removing boxes as needed to impede foes and enemies. However, each box generated the amount of trees in the world is slowly depleted. Can Boxing Billy achieve world peace without having to sacrifice the Amazon Rainforest?
Origin story: one day on a school field trip to the Box Factory Billy got lost on a conveyor belt and learnt the secret of cardboard psychosynthesis
2023-02-27 at 6:37 PM UTC
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You guys have no idea
Do they not have punctuation in Poland
surprised it took him this long to get cancelled
