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I need to know, I gotta find some ass, fast!!!
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Hey niggas, it's Kellen [The Felon] here. Fuckinā¦
I dropped Milena off at home today, after the 69 trillionth time I said I was going to leave her aloneā¦ Freakin, she drags me through hell every single timeā¦ And freakin, she's killing me slowly, and none of our escapades actually ever really amorously produce. It's always me just kind of just shaming her and it still, even then isn't really getting better. Freakin'ā¦ So I went to the food pantry after dropping her off, didn't really produceā¦ And so I came home and ate this salad and went to bed. And freakingā¦ So now it's 10:42pm and freakin, After I woke up (at 10pm) I got on tinder and was swiping and saw d' girl, and it said she was 2 miles away, and I was like, WOW, because I done moved to the city, and errythin'. So, she's 2 mile away, and I'm lookin for (longterm) company
So freakinā¦ Bottom line, isā¦ She huffs Jerry, she's closeā¦ And so now I'm sitting here trying to decide if it's a good ideaā¦ I'm trying to growā¦ I don't want to be aloneā¦ I'm looking for a friendā¦
Good idea?
She's 2 miles away, I could walk that in < an hour
Will she play the vidya gaem w me?
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Anywayā¦ Solipsism, is an actual complication.
2023-06-24 at 9:59 AM UTC
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What about Me, Canni? I want my person too! Milena has me virtually hostage at this point, tactically harassing me, and coercing me into inconvenient visits. It's like trying to carry around a 200+ pound weeble wobble around every where I go.
2023-06-23 at 9:37 AM UTC
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This vibeā¦ Fricken 2016, I was working over at the state garage, freakin, and I woke up one saturday morning at milenas and we were chilling, and fuckin, and it was morningā¦ I cut out the house and went to the dollar storeā¦ and got some triple c's. I could just feel everythingā¦ And I had so many feelings. It was a long day. And, soā¦ I was psychotic. It was like being psyched out all day. Freakin, I went to huff a cigarette to look cool. I just couldn't because I knew it'd just put me in pain. Freakinā¦ I'm fighting the devil, I'm drinking water and peeing in jugsā¦ Miserable, hot-cold type shit. Freakin, around evening, I come down. What I was waiting for since the trip beganā¦ Miserable. Freakin, it's dinner time, So me and Milena went to Rax in lancaster. And I could just feel, the black body radiation from the pavement, aerating my dome, and I just felt like a wolf in a lamborghini cruising down sunset boulevard with the top down. It wasn't a lot of rax, but we were chilling and went to the park and escorted the sun below the horizon. The blacktop, the engineā¦ It all justā¦ overheated me, but I was just likeā¦ You knowā¦ This feeling is pricelessā¦ It's how you know you're a Man. And I seized the moment. That's how you overcome
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Also trying to play with some Presidents. Feel like they're the only one's with the maturity to operate adequately on a functioning level.