User Controls

Posts by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw like he likes it (banned

  1. Originally posted by Wariat I was at the gym just now and havent been for a long time due to being sick and there were these two young brauds in there working out. the youngest basically in there. but it was hard to tell their age as they could be anywhere from 16 to 20 but no older than 20 and seemed innocent looking or good girls. One of them kept smiling to me or making eye contact after i held it once because earlier she kept laughing like to herself and her friend when i was practicing my splits and havent done it for a long time so obviously it wasnt wokring too well for me. but eventually it was so obvious she was into me or wanted me that i walked up to her got her to take her earphones off and said you have nice legs or she didnt hear and took the earpods of and i changed what i said to your leg exercises are good or some shit. showing again my non commitment to words or actions. later i was leaving and finally grew some balls like literally i was there 20 minutes to a half hour longer than if i had just been in there alone or without them there and walked up to them in the back room when it wasnt threatening or they were alone and i didnt risk much embarassment and told her i am leaving nice to meet you my name is and asked if she had instagram. she said no so i said oh maybe next time then realizing there is no way shed remember my number but than gave her my facebook name which is weird not a true name and is american words. basicallly i lost my balls after she said no to the instagram thing to even ask her to give me something like number or one of her other socials. like always. i literally always do this around teens or young brauds.

    stfu and post nude selfies
  2. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If I hang the mistletoe from my belt buckle would you kiss what's below?

    swallow it and ill use by cock to kiss it from below
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And yet a photo of a 19yr old with an old style coke bottle in her ass is ok? Misandry-ism at it's finest!

    amateurs

    ive posted pics of 32-oz beer bottles all the way up
  4. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why isn't there a "Hottest of NIS" poll?

    Which NIS female would you most like to kiss under the mistletoe this Christmas?

    Frala
    Teehee
    Kafka
    DTE
    Candy
    Netflxchllr
    Incessant

    ?

    none of the above
  5. Originally posted by WellHung Worst User is Lanny. Best User is InfinityShock.

    signed
Jump to Top