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Posts That Were Thanked by Balloon Man

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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Balloon Man It is like the Will Smith Slap, the moment it happened/became a news story I already knew every boring ass normie moron will rush to lock in every obvious joke about it.

    It's almost like these events are a sifting process to really highlight who the NPCs are.

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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Stopped at the bodega before coming home...grabbed a candle and some Chicago style caramel and cheese popcorn...and some off brand soda I never heard of.. I got it because it's called "Starry"...it's lemon lime..
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Nothing like a spliff and relaxing bubble bath after a long day & night of working......
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    Honestly the work was pretty chill and easy, i've had jobs where the day just fucking drags and I want to die. not a bad way to make a buck but can be very physical I WANTED THE EASY JOBS

    The robots would tell me to drink water and stretch and I and would say "thanks for the reminder, corporate robot"

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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I used to think that burying a dog in a human cemetary would bring it back with the powers of a human


    I know... that's not that powerful
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I might be pissing and doing math fuck! Fuck.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    makes me want to play D&D actually

    I used to play online RPGs with a guy from totse, then he disappeared for over a year and I thought he offed himself for medical reasons

    he messaged me again the other day, turns out he was on a psych hold for a year, we started a Baldur's Gate run and he disappeared again
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Balloon Man Academy of Sodium

    Academy of Na thanks anyway
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mmmmmm squirrel had a nice ass.

    😆❤️❤️

    I miss her too
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    go back to salt school
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  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    A Bic lighter that says " You Go Squirrel"

    With a pic of a sassy squirrel on it ❤️
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    I'm all tuckered out, Bruv........

    I think it's about that time ..that time that's the opposite of rise and shine..

    🌜💤❤️
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    I love you Turbo Tax ♥️
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Man...I'm over here smiling like a Chester Cat too 😁

    That's what's up ..if you can't tell I'm feeling good...I'm so happy I do my own...state just got accepted few hrs ago
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Studying the universal laws while smoking marijuana ❤️
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    I heard Jade Dragon hiring ...they say they looking for a cook ..and don't go in there with an attitude...you might walk out with a job ...
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    See that's why you got fired from the Great Wall.....
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Shouldn't you be somewhere making egg rolls?
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  20. Originally posted by Donald Trump Vladdy Daddy, I'd say something about saving the white race, but apparently GG is 41 onstead of 37 (the result of me reading 1981 as 1987 on one of her official documents due to the dumbass way the slavs write "1". I thought she was an ideal age for me as an older guy instead of being a novelty menopause candidate retard GF.

    It knocked me flat on my as when she told me. I spent the whole morning coping, assuming she was joking in order to test me.

    I joked "you never sent me your passport".



    She said she'd leave me if I didn't want children just a few weeks ago.

    What sort of mentality am I dealing with?

    Youre doing this to yourself. Either make peace with the belief that you cant do any better and stop complaining about it, or just hire prostitutes and save half the money monthly that it sounds like youre spending on her. If i had to fly some frigid middle aged cunt around and pay for her groceries and she cant even be bothered to swallow a load once a week that shit is FINITO
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