Posts by Back Lane Madders

2022-07-01 at 8:44 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last night

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ Because I don't ever write my dreams down.

Because when I woke up, that's the extent of what I could remember anyway.

Because everyone knows if you write your dreams down, after a certain amount of times a 14-appendaged demon visits you after you've had one of the best days of your life and takes you off to their demon-chambers where cause eternal weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Damn

2022-07-01 at 8:42 PM UTC in Fridays are my new Saturday

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by cigreting Literally nobody works on fridays in the office building i work at. The parking lot is empty 90% of the time friday. I usually go in for a few hours, take a big shit and leave the door closed, fan off, then leave for the weekend because i dont have a shitass 8-5 job

You don't flush either I bet. Nice attitude you elitist fuck. This is why I'm pro union for the common class workers who have to work late nights cleaning that wretched toilet

2022-07-01 at 8:34 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last night

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ I don't remember.

Why didn't you write it down when you woke up

2022-07-01 at 8:33 PM UTC in How can we encourage famous peeps..

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by Ghost Making violent threats towards them on a massive scale

You're going to threaten Mel to get him to login here

2022-07-01 at 8:32 PM UTC in GUYS IM FUCKING RETARDED AND NEED LAWS TO TELL ME HOW TO LIVE

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by Ghost So give it back then

Give Canada back to Nile

2022-07-01 at 8:31 PM UTC in GUYS IM FUCKING RETARDED AND NEED LAWS TO TELL ME HOW TO LIVE

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by Ghost So give it back then

I don't own anything here anymore I'm moving to Nevada

I'm just kicking it here now

2022-07-01 at 8:11 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

I'm laughing at this Uwe Boll film, Postal.

Didn't know it was an actual comedy

2022-07-01 at 8:09 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last night

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ I was in a weird cave and something weird happened.

Were you a ferret and the cave was a man's pooper?

2022-07-01 at 8:08 PM UTC in Stupid shit in porn

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson bit of a Freudian slip there i think…you better watch out fona…

Fona?

2022-07-01 at 7:50 PM UTC in Fridays are my new Saturday

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm stopping at Walmart on the way home to pick up some cat scratchers for my pussy.

Make your own out of carpet remnants and paper towel inserts

2022-07-01 at 7:32 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last night

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

I woke up laughing this morning and then forgot what it as I was dreaming

You have to write it down quickly

2022-07-01 at 7:29 PM UTC in Jan 6 Committee Starts Now

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Dick Cheney's daughter showing her true DNC running under the false guise of the republican platform is what I'm enjoying the most.

Proving she nor her father were ever republicans and starting wars under false accusations that Suddam had WMD and as much as half-1 million civilians died because of this while protecting their Saudi friends and destroying most evidence of the missing 2.3 trillion DoD funds that the evidence was housed at the side of the Pentagon that as hit

2022-07-01 at 7:17 PM UTC in Ya'll know Tannerite?

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Weird couple posted

2022-07-01 at 7:17 PM UTC in Ya'll know Tannerite?

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by Sophie Fuck tannerite you should shoot a container of full of TATP. Unfortunately i can't buy tracers. But if i could i'd add a jug of gas for effect. Kind of like Hollywood does when they're not banging starlets. But the pyro guys over there use black powder and gasoline. Which is just lame. High Explosives or bust.

Everything looks different on film. I don't know the true effects but they might be too bright for the white settings and cause a flare effect of nothing but white. So they use the other for a cooler (as in temperature) for the camera to pick it up. Same with digital as film.

2022-07-01 at 7:12 PM UTC in Sonny Barger Passed Away

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by DrugSmuggler

Did you get his autograph?

Good quote too

2022-07-01 at 7:10 PM UTC in Fridays are my new Saturday

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by WellHung Sounds as gay as FUCK.

Because everyday is caturday to you

2022-07-01 at 7:10 PM UTC in How can we encourage famous peeps..

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by Rape Monster How can we encourage you to stop missing doses of ur medicine

I didn't this month. I used to as to clean my system out

I'm just seeing the world as the clown world it has become.

Maybe I'll stop taking them. And join Scientology

2022-07-01 at 7:08 PM UTC in Fridays are my new Saturday

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

No one orders shit on Fridays outside of some offices in the cities

Everyone is leaving work early.

Saturdays are great as well as Sundays

I'm gonna scarf food and watch a movie and maybe take a cat nap on the couch.

2022-07-01 at 7:05 PM UTC in if someone is raping you

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by Rape Monster i had it on sega genesis I ripped off from the white kids up the street

You should get a job

2022-07-01 at 7:04 PM UTC in Fuck Poland

Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's racist

No it's not. They're European and 10th generation joos who became atheist during the Bolshevik years.

It's not even anti semitic. It's an observation

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