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Posts by Back Lane Madders

  1. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I was being literal, bud

    Wait, why?

    Jennifer??
  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    There are times I hated the shit out of you and times I felt bad for you kid

    Like when I offered someone ( not just you) a free room in NYC if you paid for the flight and you told everyone I wanted a gaycation with you or planning on raping u. That made me laugh but it pissed me off when you said I wanted to ditch Gigi. She used to live in NYC in her college years for ,3 months during summer break and would have panic attacks and had them when we went together and did not want to come along.
    I felt bad during covid because your parents could barely take care of themselves let alone you when no one was working


    I only am writing this post humous post because I was listening to simply Ted and looked at this post with nothing said which is strange because you can't write nothing. You can trick it with a /b between open close case but it would show up in quote and it does not

    Tl;Dr Lanny removed something edgy?
  3. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I bet Sheeran is an Irish name

    He looks like Mick Hucknall from Simple Red during his youth



  4. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Cut ur face off.

    You mean plastic surgery?
  5. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Or was it that fake picture? Lol

    You're self aware
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Unrelated but can anyone tell me how I can sculp my weird neckline?

    Someone said to use a towel and wrap it around my neck and exercise it. Here is a closeup photo of what I mean

  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley this is a pretty regular thing in miami

    It's the heat and humidity that does this I'm told

    Oh and the inbreeding.
  8. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? WEEEOO WEEOO WEEOO! Nigger alert! ^

    More lies
  9. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Ironically Polanski is a self admitted child molester as well.

    I know. Most are from there. He's Polish too.

    But their twisted minds are some of the best surrealist in art


    It's fucked up but true
  10. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler

    Let me know when a good time to shit raid /pol would be
  11. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung wtf? I recoiled. It's horrible wut happened to the dude.

    He's a paraplegic now and I'm starting to wonder if I portal into bizzaro world
  12. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung How depressed and fat am i, exactly? Plz tell me about myself. 👍😚

    I mean everyone shows you're a fatty who steals pancakes ,:(
  13. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka If you eat one meal a day you’ll lose a lot of weight quickly, and it can be anything unhealthy like a kebab. I would recommend a big meal every two days though because I fainted, even right after eating, so don’t do it everyday.

    When I try to lose weight it’s a 700 cals per day limit which can be KFC or a panini and avocado, maybe a penguin bar.

    If you eat three meals and three snacks a day you’ll gain weight quickly. As for me I have two meals and one snack to maintain my weight. One of the meals is light.

    One meal is too radical for me. One big meal and two small can work with at least two veggie and fruit smoothies with.


    But again. The trick is exercise plus at least 16 hours of fasting.

    But you can have tea or coffee or water anytime
  14. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The joke is Gladys won and I didn't. There's a reason I don't do bingo– its retarded

    You'll never be a glady if you don't play
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Looks like a Roman Polanski horror film
  16. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster switch to an all mice meat diet

    Hey laugh now, but we all just might one day.

    Mice probably better than rats I would think.

    Rabbits are rodents and People used to eat them. The closest thing to tasting like chicken is honestly rabbit meat. I've had it broiled and in a stew before.

    Frog legs (fuck off in advance) taste like fishy chicken. Like if someone had chicken legs sitting to close to cod
  17. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    You also need to spend at least 45 minutes walking fast or bike riding a day and maybe 15 minutes of pushups, situps and basic yoga shit. Cat and planks
  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Like 5 pounds because I've eaten only 8 hours in a day instead of the normal 12 hour period most people eat


    Most people eat 7am to 7pm or 6-6 or 8-8 etc

    I eat 9-5 like 2 meals and a big snack. Iv lost 5 pounds in one week. This is supposed to be normal instead of the 2 pounds doing 12 hour fasting


    Plus I was fasting maybe 10 hours a day. Over eating.



    It was hard the first three nights. Stomach acid indigestion kept me up and farting all night long. Couldn't poop.


    It's normal out a bit. I slept good two nights in a row

    I know you're a depressed fat ass Matthew so I suggest trying this Intermediate dieting of not eating for 16 hours straight and try to slowly move it to 17 hours of no food a day.

    But make sure you eat some fruit and veggies, then it's ok to have three pieces of pizza or a giant big Mac. Not everyday but on a weekend, watch a movie. Pig out a little bit and then don't eat the rest of the night you normally would.
  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Little People Big World Mom lookin ass bitch.




    Literally I thought this was her. She's a doppleganger for sure
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes and I was LITERALLY off by one number. I needed O-67 and some dumb bitch named Gladyce won right before me.

    Did you punch that old hag right in the puss?
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