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  1. You guys sound like John Enward, originator of the N Word.
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to take a candlelit bubble bath 💗
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole


    💗

    Omggg! This candle smells so frikn good.. I’m about to use it for my bubble bath right meow 🥰

    And the sweet pea too .. sweet pea.. just like me 💗


    💗💗
    ☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole


    🥰❤️😍
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Is that why bummy mofo kept asking if I was Doja Cat

    Kek!

    It makes sense now
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Yes.. yes I am ..❤️
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chilling out front of my job on a little break feeling that night spring air 💗
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler

    neapolitan
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the island of Dr. Moreanus
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't like Pedro either. He's always gonna be remembered as the gay dude with aids from the real world. Nothing more. I mean that's still probably way more than I'll be remembered for, but it's probably not what most people would want to be known for almost exclusively.

    Nah but I'm sure he was a good man.
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Happy ❤️
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  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're gay you go to your friends house gay sleepover

    Jim hikky Jake Steve and Tom are there

    You call yourselves the Pea Pods

    You're all 5 years old


    You get fucked by your parents that night, respectively

    Yo
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Nothing better than directly shooting unprotected hot loads bareback directly into 18 year old birthday pussy.

    I am not sexually attracted to you; you're only 17 years and 364 days old. I'm not a chomo pervert.

    One day later...

    You are so fucking young hot tight sexy and fresh I wanna take you to PLOW TOWN, you adult, you.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Less like Paper Mario
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah Mouzone was one of my favourite characters, hates gays and doesn't afraid of anything
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  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    nigar-shaped is better for warm hole traversal
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  18. Moved in with gf temporarily. She wanted to go to some bar the other night after closing night if a play she performed in. Play was kinda ass but her part was good n i could drink in the theatre so i just had a bunch of beers n my flask by my feet. No one else wanted to go to this rowdy ass mexican bar but she said they had fishbowl sized margaritas n she wants to go. So we go, blah blah. I drink 2 margs n some don julio n at some point i drag her on the dance floor to grind to some regayton. She drinks like 3/4 of one n all of a sudden shes like plastered. Long story short i have to hold her hair while everyone waiting in line to get in watches her puke, i end up having to drive her home. So now not only are we not in a bar or area im familiar with, in MY car, but now Im too drunk, and cant leave my car or else itll get towed. Hop a median, blow my tire, fuck up the rim and my alignment. And then while im cursing, putting on the spare she finds a little box some girl gave me for valentines day and starts grilling me in who she is and did we fuck and blahblahblah. I said i havent asked the name of every random dude and chick youve fucked in the last year so maybe stfu for a bit. So im even more broke than i was before. Got a new credit card with 21 month 0% APR balance transfer tho tho so imma run up another 5k or so of stuff i need then quickly dump it all on that card.

    She cries a lot but we do cute shit and have a ton of sex and she bites me like i like and lets me choke her. The dogs like me n sleep on my shirts when im gone n sandwich in between us at night. Supposed to be driving up north to meet her parents next weekend n attend her brothers college graduation. Im kinda nervous bc im essentially a trailer park boi with no life experience ti speak of and theyre all pretty straight laced, motivated, well paid and well adjusted all american individuals. But i texted her dad a picture of me smiling holding her hair while she puked and he gave me the thumbs up emoji so he pretty cool i think n if we talk shop he can tell me how it feels to make a milly a year doing nerd shit and i can tell him how to flip packs for the sinaloans.

    tl;dr- i have no idea whats going on in my life.
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    I enjoy posting here...even though I don't think there's been one day i haven't been called a racial slur or had a thread made about me...

    I usually consider the source and it's usually a loser ...lol


    Thank you Op❤️
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  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
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