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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Penis colada
  2. Money nigger
  3. What are you, John Yes (inventor of yes)?
  4. Who are you, John Particulates (inventor of particulates)?
  5. I want to rape frala, not because she looks good (she's grose) but because she needs to have her power complex taken down a couple notches.
  6. I won't, nig.
  7. The New Nigger Nornal
  8. Kafka is a fat nigger
  9. Originally posted by mmQ I am not sexually attracted to you; you're only 17 years and 364 days old. I'm not a chomo pervert.

    One day later…

    You are so fucking young hot tight sexy and fresh I wanna take you to PLOW TOWN, you adult, you.

  10. Originally posted by Lodger Free But then father shoots his hot as rock salt load in your ass

    I shoot my hot load into his ass too
  11. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I once had to jump out my friends car on a highway because he threatened to kill us both by driving into traffic on the wrong side

    I once shit all over your mother's face
  12. Originally posted by Lodger Free Saw it like 8-10 years ago

    Then why did you ask
  13. Assful chaps
  14. Can't wait for all of humanity to unite.
  15. Originally posted by Lodger Free How many licks to get to the center

    3 is a lucky number

    Probably like 99
  16. Nothing better than directly shooting unprotected hot loads bareback directly into 18 year old birthday pussy.
  17. Originally posted by Lodger Free I'm the mother fucker who knows Monte Rio means River Mountain where the Bohemians don't allow others to be spiders weaving stories who will collesque into one big mess of their own

    Spiders cum n0t wave har

    Sorry, I didn't know that about you, that's a strange thing to say.
  18. Mentally ale
  19. Originally posted by Lodger Free Poop reciprocation cures mental ills?

  20. Originally posted by Lodger Free "The Office" is both a British and American borrowed tv show

    In the USA Version, the actor who plays the boss often says things like what your user name phrase says. Kind of like you're borrowing coined phrases of his act. I believe he played Brik or Brick and used the same form of comedy expressing the same

    Oh sorry never seen them.
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