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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Originally posted by Sudo Mr falcon sir, can you please tell me about myself since I am so lacking in self awareness? Feel free to use citations or don't, up go u. I am just so desperate for an assessment I would so thoroughly enjoy and learn from pls

    Stfu pussy
  2. Originally posted by Sudo What a weird cringey defensive post. If you can re read it without feeling embarrassed and suicidal you are sorely sorely lacking self awareness (which you've previously demonstrated but you should still feel suicdally embarrassed)

    "Hwite knight"^ exposed as pathetic and feminine failure with no response and zero testosterone.
  3. Mad shitting at 5 AM challenge
  4. Originally posted by Rape Monster I use about the same ratio

    It's the ratio that's usually suggested on coffee bags lol
  5. Who are you, John Wimhof?
  6. Originally posted by D3VDINSIDX Who are you John Imaginary ? (Inventor of imaginary situations )

    Who are you, John React (inventor of chemical reactions)?
  7. I became a huge coffeegay for a short span at one point.

    Now I just use a regular $50 drip coffee maker.

    I have a 1 tbsp and 3/4th cup (6 oz) measuring scoops together on a plastic loop, they are both from an old set and I threw the rest away but kept these 2 for coffee+water respectively.

    Ratio is 1:1 for each spoon, coffee and water.

    Works pretty alright.
  8. Originally posted by DontTellEm Shut ur dumb ass up. Petty ass

    Fuck you nigger, I'll kill you
  9. Originally posted by frala I’ve already explained why I left that chat multiple times so really all you’re doing rn is proving Falcon’s point as much as I hate to agree with him lol.

    Tell me even one time I've been wholly unreasonable.
  10. Originally posted by Sudo How does DTE lack self Awareness?

    What a poorly formed question. What kind of "how" explanation are you looking for, specifically?

    She makes catty shitposts and does try to do or be anything else.

    This sentence in no way disputes DTE lacking self awareness, in fact it has no relevance to the discussion whatsoever.

    90% of Kafkas posts are about being lost and confused and trying to find an identitty.

    This sentence in no way disputes Kafka lacking self awareness, in fact it has no relevance to the discussion whatsoever.

    There's really nothing in DTEs posts that demonstrate a lack of self awareness, even tho some of her posts are gimmicky they are certainly less gimmicky than yours

    Actually her posts blatantly onviously demonstrate a lack of self awareness and the fact that you can't tell just says you are also lacking in self awareness... Which we have already known for years, actually.

    Narcissist is what women call men who have higher self esteem than they do. I think this misdiagnosis says more about you.

    You are making a weak and feminine attempt at deflection and it in no way affects my point, which still stands, which is that they are both extremely narcissistic.

    Try again.
  11. Keurigs are dogshit

    Worst coffee for worst price.
  12. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because dalits like you still drive less technologically advanced 'thing' like taxi.

    2 way radios are the most sophisticated tech they could handle.

    Nope way more chinx in taxis too.
  13. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How would you even enter that conversation with your kid that they were accidentally dropped on their head as a baby?

    "Johnny… I hate to tell you this, but that slope on your head didn't come naturally…"

    With a visual illustration

    https://mobile.twitter.com/givemeinternet/status/947900240706916357
  14. Originally posted by Kafka

    What's this supposed to tell us, that you're a stupid bitch?
  15. Originally posted by WellHung how lonely my fellow posters are

    Nah just u m8
  16. I connected with 1 Uber driver over our mutual appreciation of black kitties.
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we are uber people.

    Yeah and Lyft people too.

    Significant amount of the time one orders a rideshare, the driver is some off-the-boat immigrant chingchonger who is clearly not authorized to work in the US and driving under his uncle's account.
  18. Originally posted by Kafka I think I have brain damage, have noticed lately that I don’t think much, just daydream or rely on my memory. I’m not engaged when talking with people. It’s probably drugs but I know some part of my mind has gone missing.

    Have you ever considered maybe you're just a stupid idiot?
  19. Originally posted by Rape Monster no one gives a shit

    Fuck you
  20. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or you could be a little guy with his legs crossed sitting on the very tip of an unusually high mountain. You could even have a turban and a large, curling mustache.

    He's never gonna be a little guy in any way.
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