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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Who are you, John Root?
  2. Who are you John Gaydrink, the inventor of gay ass drinks?
  3. Who are you, John Yamaha (the inventor of Yamaha motorcycles)?
  4. Originally posted by Sophie If you're miserable in these situation i don't know why you put yourself right in the middle of them.

    Shut up child molester
  5. I'll calm down your throat girl
  6. Originally posted by Michael Myers Aren't you an Afghan turd?

    Aren't you a Pakistani atomic stinkbomb
  7. Originally posted by Michael Myers I am not a handsome and well tanned individual. I am the opposite of that. Otherwise I would not be a 26 year old virgin. :(

    Poopy skin confirmed
  8. Originally posted by Michael Myers What the fuck.

    Who are you, John Questions?
  9. I bet he wishes he was Salman Rushheal
  10. Originally posted by mmQ No. I'm LeAnn Pocket, inventor of the Lean Pocket.

    Who are you, John Travolta (inventor of the Travolta)?
  11. Originally posted by mmQ How many times have you prayed Sargeant Eagle?

    Like 9999999999
  12. Originally posted by Michael Myers Pot calling the kettle black.

    You are also a shitskin.

    Nah you're just a nigger pot being called a nigger pot.

    Just you're a handsome and well tanned individual exclusively and solely.
  13. Michael Myers is the smelliest guy to ever be related to Pakistan
  14. Originally posted by DontTellEm Better put ur tampon in, pussy

    I'll shove a railway spike up your pussy, hoe
  15. I am Cocoon Man, the master of metamorphosis
  16. Originally posted by mmQ I haven't really prayed in close to a decade, at least not directly to a specific god really other than occasionally to YAHWEH just saying sorry I don't believe in him anymore but just in case I'm wrong please forgive my feeble human mind and don't send me to everlasting hell PLEASE.

    I wonder how many times I've prayed, ever. If I had to guess I'd say…

    I don't know I guess maybe 1000-2000 times.

    Who are you, Heidi Tivvy, the inventor of high definition televisions?
  17. Originally posted by Sudo There have been a bunch of jailb8 looking girls checking me out around my area. These two just double checked and waved at me. Feels pretty noncey I guess this is how you flex on wariat. Yesterday two probable 16 year olds were coming in and out of the gas station 3 times when me and my friend were in there and one was obviously trying to force an interaction with me. It took every ounce of my gen pop prison influenced psyche not to reciproc8.

    Meanwhile a couple older girls I've been talking to are kinda qri5ing me off as an unstable toxic weirdo which is a badge I wear proudly. I think my best plan is to drink more so my behavior is more excusable and to heed James ellroys dad's deathbed advice to his son "try to pick up every waitress who serves you"

    This is not about waitresses or women, just about opportunism and allowing yourelself to be open to what path life allows you to travel down. I should pray more too, and I've got a couple ideas for making l00t. I need good people around me. I realized last week that some people in my life have a complacent and stagnant mentality that's holding me back and co signing some negative behaviors on my part. My friend is out of prism now and full of good energy. His grandmother said "Jeesus loves you" to me u unironically and it was so sweet.

    Who are you, Heigh John Trast, inventor of TVs being high contrast?
  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Is that so, Poindexter?
  19. Originally posted by Michael Myers ~Just Sh1tskin Things~

    Shut up shitskin
  20. Who are you, John Bee?
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