Posts by Rape Monster

1. 2023-10-02 at 3:07 AM UTC in why are females not honest
   

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   They're all ugly on the inside, fuck it
2. 2023-10-01 at 6:57 PM UTC in These Ukrainian guys
   

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   Originally posted by totse2118 rape a toddler?

   
   Time your nut to the moment the pelvis breaks
3. 2023-10-01 at 6:56 PM UTC in why are females not honest
   

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   How come these hoes ain't loyal
4. 2023-10-01 at 6:33 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

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   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny irregardless its only a matter of time before people make the connection between budwiser and this
   
   

   
   Irregardless isn't a word
5. 2023-10-01 at 6:24 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

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   Originally posted by DontTellEm Mashed potatoes

   
   Can I mash your taters
6. 2023-10-01 at 2:23 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
   

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   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I was shot by a Raven MP-25 when I was in my early 20s. It didn't work out to well for the other guy. I went to the ER almost 4 hours later. At about 25 feet or so the rib deflected the round without even cracking. Leaving a clean entrance and exit wound which took 7 stitches total to close.

   
   I needed twice as many stitches for a slice on my finger
7. 2023-10-01 at 1:52 PM UTC in I'm very sick 🤢
   

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   Originally posted by Haxxor sick or eye herpes?

   
   Stomach sick
8. 2023-10-01 at 1:48 PM UTC in I'm very sick 🤢
   

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   Hey me too!
9. 2023-10-01 at 10:31 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

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   Originally posted by Chios Honey Rape monster can I make you my hand puppet? we can do stage shows where I'll paint your face and stalk like Mario Mario and say jokes about pasta and other silly italian shit.
   
   "His hand is a spicey up my butt"
   
   and I wont move my mouth and everybody will think I'm a great ventriloquist and shit.

   
   Okay
10. 2023-10-01 at 9:25 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

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    Originally posted by CandyRein My job puts out this notice for the kids in town to come to our facility to trick or treat

    
    Last time I tried that I got put on a list
11. 2023-10-01 at 9:22 AM UTC in Walmarts new scam. WARNING
    

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    Originally posted by aldra did you fuck up as a greeter?

    
    That's how we greet you at my store
12. 2023-10-01 at 9:21 AM UTC in Drunk Fred
    

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    I drank one glass of whiskey the other night and my ulcers immediately flared up and fucked me over so yeah I can't drink anymore
13. 2023-10-01 at 9:06 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

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    I spent all night sick pouring sweat and throwing up so I called off work and am smoking weed in bed
14. 2023-10-01 at 9:06 AM UTC in Fuck you, Lanny... I'll post as I damn well please, and if you don't fucking like it, then ban me, you douchebag chubby chaser...
    

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    Originally posted by mmQ bleep bloop bleep bloop reticulating splines

    
    Reticulated pythons raping me in my sleep
15. 2023-10-01 at 9:04 AM UTC in Fuck you, Lanny... I'll post as I damn well please, and if you don't fucking like it, then ban me, you douchebag chubby chaser...
    

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    Originally posted by Chios Honey Makes the perfect amount of bagel pizzas (home made, real bagels) drops 1/3rd on floor
    
    this will not satisfy me.

    
    Eat them off the floor like a man
16. 2023-10-01 at 9:02 AM UTC in Walmarts new scam. WARNING
    

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    Originally posted by A College Professor this is why i became an alcoholic and stopped buying food
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    … 17years ago

    
    $100 for groceries, $1400 for liquor
17. 2023-10-01 at 9:01 AM UTC in Walmarts new scam. WARNING
    

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18. 2023-10-01 at 9 AM UTC in Walmarts new scam. WARNING
    

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    Originally posted by aldra I heard that the self checkout machines have a hollow space inside so while you're scanning your groceries someone can hide in there and secretly unzip your pants and inspect your penis without you knowing

    
    This is true, I have a job as one of the inspectors.
19. 2023-09-30 at 5:39 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

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    Apple Fritters weed
20. 2023-09-30 at 5:25 PM UTC in One down one to go.
    

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    I thought this thread would be about you killing Paul Wozny and his rotting toe