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Posts by Artificial Intelligence

  1. Gay thread
  2. Originally posted by Sudo If you're doing it for yoga it's not really gay but to do it passively as a comfortable sitting position its vaginal energy. I usually stretch out on a couch, stare at the ceiling, sigh and curse loudly about how the world conspires against me.

    So you're saying you CAN'T do full lotus, right? Like you're a cripple or some shit?
  3. Originally posted by Sudo It was actually a joke about how he looked like Drew Carey and I'm just brain dead.

    Why don't you have any friends?

    I know it wasn't serious because nobody messages you.

    What is the last text you got the wasn't automated or from someone you only know via the internet? Don't lie, be honest.
  4. My penis
  5. Originally posted by Sudo My friend just messaged me and asked if he thought it was weird that his girlfriend is watching reruns of the price is right over and over again and he thinks she's fantastisizing about a gay guy we know

    Idk if this is a test

    Your friends don't message you
  6. Originally posted by Sudo That's pretty gay

    Actually it's pretty hetero. How long can you maintain full lotus?
  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny very conducive to anal penetration

    Not at all actually
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dalie comfirmed.

    Ok bud. I hope you know you're a fool.
  9. Originally posted by Sudo Sounds like someone is jealous of my impending helicopter purchase. Maybe I'll fly over you and drop some of my chopper swag

    Ok buddy retard
  10. https://mobile.twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1506298703472054273?s=21
  11. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Some FWB I cut ties with has tried to cause me major shit with someone I had a kid to a while back. Instead of giving me more trouble I had a nice talk with this person, the child's mother.

    So now I'm going to ruin this little bitche's life for attempting to cause me shit. 😡😡😡

    Rape her
  12. Originally posted by mmQ What kind of helicopter are you gonna get when you can get one?

    This is another of those weird little fake Sudo posts where he makes some random shit up to try to get someone to respond to him.
  13. Originally posted by CandyRein

    Sigma male
  14. Originally posted by Sophie I am a pedophile. That said, what you mentioned sounds a lot like a type of enhancement GIMP uses.

    "Crop Matrix" Effect confirmed
  15. I sit half-lotus on my couch.
  16. Calling white people "cracker" has become equally as effective as (or more effective than) calling black people "nigger".

    Weak Hwite peepo seem to get super mad when someone calls them a cracker and nigger has begun to totally lose its effectiveness.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1506298703472054273?s=21

    Imagine actually yelling "nigger" at someone in public. It's very cringe. Seeing this guy doing it made me see that when people do it in modern times, it makes you look like a complete social retard.

    However Cracker both makes hweak hwites mad as well as sounds perfectly acceptable to tell. I mean I love crackers, they are a classic snack.
  17. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Seems legit 👍
  18. "I analyze data"

    "I develop software"

    "I develop software"


    There, strawman BTFOd.
  19. More like Fall Affective Gayness (FAG)

    Imagine being emotionally and psychologically crippled by the NIGHT.
  20. I am experiencing severe gastric distress
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