2018-11-19 at 6:08 AM UTC
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Donald Trump here, AMA
What are you doing about the Democrats' election fraud rampant in my state? We're looking to you for leadership, I hope you do the Christian thing and burn them with acid.
I've co-sponsored legislation that will help people like you, OP. Please hang in there and praise Jesus.
Absolutely not, and under the Rubio administration Americans would see all Syrian immigrants trying to enter the country vetted thoroughly and permitted only on merit. The danger of accepting radical jihadist terrorists among the crowd is simply too great and, coupled with the financial strain that President Obama's indiscriminate love for Islam would have on our economy, will only serve the liberal agenda to cut the United States of America down to size. We don't want to be like the other countries--we want to be America, and that's what has always made us number one.
2016-02-04 at 8:20 AM UTC
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Experience Machine
I've said it again and again--drug use is just one of many forces chipping away at the moral foundation of common American, God-given values. When I am elected POTUS in the general election later this year, you won't have to worry about experience simulations because I promise to introduce legislation that will forever silence advocacy for vice in this once-great nation.
I have unshakeable faith that the American people see right through you, OP. They know you will do absolutely anything to earn a dollar, and in this respect there is very little to separate you from a self-proclaimed "progressive" like Hillary Clinton or her Socialist friend in the White House. The truth is, when they see the two of us together, the electorate will recognize not only that I am the superior candidate, but also that my promises for security and economic reform echo their voices.
Did I mention how I'm a hero to minority children everywhere? As a Cuban-American US Senator (the first to hold office in my home state FL) the simple fact that I exist is an inspiration to anybody who's ever dared to have ambition, and that's the substance of the American dream. When you elect me POTUS, we'll know that the Rubio brand of leadership makes anything possible that America sets out to achieve. You can't compare your sad, vice-addled lifestyle to my extravagance. If you want to do something meaningful, OP, PM me and I might have a place for you on my campaign.
My parents had to live in shitty Cuba for years, but when I was born they decided to move here and I grew up rich. I went to law school. Every day people throw money and pussy at me and tell me how much they love me because they want me to tell them what to do and how to live. I'm your boss' boss and I fuck your wife like Superman.
Out of everybody here, I am the singular claimant for having the best life. I could be POTUS, it doesn't get better than that. The campaign trail is totally saturated with pussy, which is great because FL is seriously lacking. Even if I do lose, I'll just go back to my mansion in Miami and fuck my wife. Did I mention she was a cheerleader at my high school? I'd bet money that none of you got to fuck a cheerleader, and that's my reality every single day when I'm not out finding newer, fresher bitches across the greatest nation in history. And I'm going to be POTUS.
