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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass l***y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer...............

  1. Originally posted by Bradley Quick Mix Ready is a skitzophrenic pedophile

    with an IQ the same number as how many toes he has.
  2. Originally posted by stl1 Watch as the above post magically disappears!

    the same way your heterosexuality and anal virginity disappeared the first time your mother invited a homeless nigger to spend the night in your bedroom.
  3. Originally posted by stl1 Or the existence of your brain, asshole.

    they dont need a telescope to find your asshole.

    if anything they need some sort of reverse tractor beam to prevent all of space-time from getting sucked into the quantum singularity that is betwixt your ass cheeks.
  4. Originally posted by stl1 Watch as the above post disappears into Lanny's dark matter (that can't be seen).

    lannys asshole is as insatiably ravenous as your own. his colon is like the bermuda triangle of sex toys and dildos.
  5. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready felt fine, woke up at 2-3am and was in a puddle of sweat like the second shot but much much worst.

    really bad chills. a nasty sweat too. like oily sweat. I showered twice. what in the fuck is in this thing. I felt really really bad. I still do a bit but I ate some food after sleeping all day with little water.

    I had a temp of around 101. so clearly not the 99.5 they said I might get.

    this shit is a mother fucker. I hope I dont sweat all night again.


    thats what you get for taking an experimental concoction that the manufacturer has zero liability for defects from to 'protect' yourself from a virus with a 99.9x% survival rate.

    now when you get myocarditis (diagnosed or not, youll get it) and die early from it your epitaph will real 'LOL!!11!'

    stupid darwin victim
  6. Originally posted by stl1 Do you got a 2 holer with the Sears catalog hanging off a nail?

    Did you ask Santa for a fresh bag of lime for Christmas?

    How is the view through the crescent moon hole?

    youre just mad that santa didnt bring you the new anal sphincter you asked for to replace the ruined one youre the proud owner of currently after all those nigger gang bangs.

    thats what you get for being such a good anal whore, you dirty little slut.

    try asking for a pony next year. a really well endowed one so you can actually enjoy it
  7. Originally posted by Kev i like short stories

    i heard another story about a sandnigger who was feeling brave because there were several of them and only one american in another country that said...verbatim quote: 'i keel you. i keel all you amereekans.'

    whereupon said sandnigger attempted to do so with slapping, american replied with a fist to the face, whereupon multiple sandniggers attempted to be physically brave only to find themselves laid out by the american, whereupon sandnigger replied with a POS 'knife'...and by 'knife' i mean a piece of metal in the shape of a knife with a sharpened edge and some sort of cloth wrapped around the handle...at which point the american took it away from the sandnigger then gave it back into its general kidney area...whereupon all the sandniggers fled.

    good times were had by all.
  8. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Does drinking beer out of a straw get you more buzzed?

    will saran wrap double as a condom?

    how much did you enjoy having your asshole pumped full of your favorite uncles ballsack buttermilk
  9. Originally posted by Bradley How old is she

    almost 9
  10. D) all of the above
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