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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass l***y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer..............

  1. Originally posted by stl1 Bye-bye, loser!

    stfu and make your useless self slightly less useless by posting nude selfies so i have something to fap to
  2. Originally posted by Bradley She's trying to say I'm a bad man and get a temporary restraining order against me!~✓~[~[~[[~

    andthe case is the day she knows I go to jail for 34 days to start it so I can't fight her getting it cuz she timed it out well.

    She says I smoked cannabis cigarettes and drank ICEHOUSE while menacing the neighborhood.

    We lived in the ghetto of course I was doing that all day


    So my mom thinks I'm being a bad man on the internet but I'm not & all I did yesterday was shit post and play age of Mythology

    So the cops served me in 20 seconds or less at my front door and I feel kinda wronged

    Now I'll have to explain to ppl why I have a restraining order and imma be 100 with them

    I'M A BRAD MAN

    now post the rest of why you have a restraining order because nothing that you posted would be reason for a judge to sign off on one.
  3. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Does drinking beer out of a straw get you more buzzed?

    will saran wrap double as a condom?


    how much did you enjoy having your asshole pumped full of your favorite uncles ballsack buttermilk
  4. Originally posted by Wariat Ok here me out…

    Lol Im talking to this chick right now on snapchat who claim to be 17 and lives alone with her dad in jail and literally begged me for money for bread as she aid she is afraid to even go to visit her mom and family as she has no presents and only make 2000 zloty per month living alone while going to high school. o I ent her 25 zloty he only asked for 10. she claims she works in some sklep or store or something and goes to ogolniak or something. The thing is this bitch is quite hot and may have a daddy or daddy in jail complex so I may be able to fuk her guys lol. but he live sin Lublin. lol she seems vulnerable she was literally thanking me three times for that 30 zloty or les than 10 bucks.

    If i offer her a lot I'm sure shell do anything lol. she claims also her dad is in there for not paying alimenty or child support and yells at her to send him like 150 zloty at once and shis. Im starting to think this is fake she now claims she doesnt live with her mom because her moms bf is a perv who sent her nudes and shit lol on her phone. lol this is some real weird shit she claims what made her truly leave was he sent her a live video feed on messenger form his phone of her mom and him having sex.

    post pics of your mouth. im going to fap to how pretty it is.
  5. Originally posted by Kev i like short stories

    i heard another story about a sandnigger who was feeling brave because there were several of them and only one american in another country that said...verbatim quote: 'i keel you. i keel all you amereekans.'

    whereupon said sandnigger attempted to do so with slapping, american replied with a fist to the face, whereupon multiple sandniggers attempted to be physically brave only to find themselves laid out by the american, whereupon sandnigger replied with a POS 'knife'...and by 'knife' i mean a piece of metal in the shape of a knife with a sharpened edge and some sort of cloth wrapped around the handle...at which point the american took it away from the sandnigger then gave it back into its general kidney area...whereupon all the sandniggers fled.

    good times were had by all.
  6. Originally posted by stl1 Do you got a 2 holer with the Sears catalog hanging off a nail?

    Did you ask Santa for a fresh bag of lime for Christmas?

    youre just mad that santa didnt bring you the new anal sphincter you asked for to replace the ruined one youre the proud owner of currently after all those nigger gang bangs.

    thats what you get for being such a good anal whore, you dirty little slut.

    try asking for a pony next year. a really well endowed one so you can actually enjoy it
  7. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready felt fine, woke up at 2-3am and was in a puddle of sweat like the second shot but much much worst.

    really bad chills. a nasty sweat too. like oily sweat. I showered twice. what in the fuck is in this thing. I felt really really bad. I still do a bit but I ate some food after sleeping all day with little water.

    I had a temp of around 101. so clearly not the 99.5 they said I might get.

    this shit is a mother fucker. I hope I dont sweat all night again.

    thats what you get for taking an experimental concoction that the manufacturer has zero liability for defects from to 'protect' yourself from a virus with a 99.9x% survival rate.

    now when you get myocarditis (diagnosed or not, youll get it) and die early from it your epitaph will real 'LOL!!11!'

    stupid darwin victim
  8. Originally posted by stl1 Watch as the above post disappears into Lanny's dark matter (that can't be seen).

    lannys asshole is as insatiably ravenous as your own. his colon is like the bermuda triangle of sex toys and dildos.
  9. Originally posted by stl1 Or the existence of your brain, asshole.

    they dont need a telescope to find your asshole.

    if anything they need some sort of reverse tractor beam to prevent all of space-time from getting sucked into the quantum singularity that is betwixt your ass cheeks.
  10. Originally posted by stl1 Watch as the above post magically disappears!

    the same way your heterosexuality and anal virginity disappeared the first time your mother invited a homeless nigger to spend the night in your bedroom.
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