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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass l***y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............

  1. Originally posted by stl1 I've told this story before. I was probably 17 or so and visiting a friend in Kansas City when there was a problem with my gal back in St. Louis that I felt needed me to go back home to rectify. I decided to hitchhike back home in the dark.

    Just a little east of Kansas City I got offered a ride by two black guys in a Mustang. I hesitated until they told me they could take me most of the way home. Instead, they took the next exit into an abandoned industrial section of town. I asked them where they were going as we crossed over the highway but got no answer. As they attempted to make the first right, I pushed the passenger into the dash and reached for the door handle. I tumbled out of the moving vehicle clasping my backpack to my chest as I rolled. I got on my feet and ran as fast as my cowboy boots would take me. I heard footsteps pounding behind me and then a "riiiiipppp".

    He quit following me finally and I escaped. I hid on the side of the road for well over a half hour before resuming hitchhiking. I arrived at my girlfriend's house at dawn.

    When I took off my jacket…it no longer had a collar.

    tell the part where the 'riiiippp' you heard was that nigger ramming his big black cock into your transverse colon, turning your anal sphincter into a hula hoop.
  2. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready those are longer than the ones I usually eat. a family friend, she made those for us. long ago.

    keep an eye on that oil.

    if you want to eat something longer...much longer... than youre used to i can help you out in that department
  3. Originally posted by Wariat aldra shes 17 and how would i be in trouble for sending her money just cause she asked to borrow some?

    ill give you an american quarter to suck my cock
  4. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Does drinking beer out of a straw get you more buzzed?

    will saran wrap double as a condom?

    how much did you enjoy the male members (no pun intended. or was. same difference) of your household using your assorted orifices as their personal pocket pussy.

    which one gave you the best orgasm
  5. Originally posted by Wariat Ok here me out…

    Lol Im talking to this chick right now on snapchat who claim to be 17 and lives alone with her dad in jail and literally begged me for money for bread as she aid she is afraid to even go to visit her mom and family as she has no presents and only make 2000 zloty per month living alone while going to high school. o I ent her 25 zloty he only asked for 10. she claims she works in some sklep or store or something and goes to ogolniak or something. The thing is this bitch is quite hot and may have a daddy or daddy in jail complex so I may be able to fuk her guys lol. but he live sin Lublin. lol she seems vulnerable she was literally thanking me three times for that 30 zloty or les than 10 bucks.

    If i offer her a lot I'm sure shell do anything lol. she claims also her dad is in there for not paying alimenty or child support and yells at her to send him like 150 zloty at once and shis. Im starting to think this is fake she now claims she doesnt live with her mom because her moms bf is a perv who sent her nudes and shit lol on her phone. lol this is some real weird shit she claims what made her truly leave was he sent her a live video feed on messenger form his phone of her mom and him having sex.

    post pics of your mouth. im going to fap to how pretty it is.
  6. i know someone who was in a fight with a nigger about five years ago. it started at an apartment complex when the nigger and its parents were leaving their apartment and an argument started with the someone. the parents and nigger were in a car then the nigger left the car to argue some more, some pushing resulted, the nigger returned to the car to grab a metal rod...maybe it was a bat. the parents told the nigger to behave itself and get back into the car. the nigger started yelling at the parents whereupon the parents drove away. the nigger attempted to attack the someone with the metal bar, the someone ducked at the same time he jammed a knife into the niggers thigh till the blade hit bone. the nigger fell over and tried standing up several times, even using the metal bar as a crutch. a few minutes later several cop cars showed up and the nigger tried to 'run' away as quickly as it could.

    short version, after the cops ran everyones ID and soap-boxed about how naughty it is to fight in public, and the nigger refused the ambulance (even the offers from the paramedics to bandage its broked ass) while leaking all over the place, everyone left. the nigger hobbled off into the night, never to be seen again.

    and everyone lived happily ever after.

    the end.
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