Haha, that's what you get for trying to do stupid shit like Botox in your 20s
Being afraid of aging to the degree that you are is retarded. You're going to be like those people who keep getting plastic surgery to the point they are far uglier than they were before starting
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His mother felt bad for abandoning him as a child in California while she explored her Poland/Spain whore lifestyle, she resumed being in his life when he was in his early teens. She was determined to try to *make things right* so she provided for him till about 18. He tried living on his own but ran into a lot of issues, so his mom allowed him to live with her. The most most notable issue being about 15 years ago he attempted to lure a 12 year old into meeting him for sex at a public park (he was 30 at the time iirc), & when he went to the park he asked two plain clothes detectives, "Hey have you seen any twelve year olds around?"
He was arrested and told on himself and with the chat records and everything he was doing online, sentenced to 3 years for Child Sexual Enticement, and met Luciano in prison, Luciano was basically his father figure/god/boyfriend/master. Luciano used him for canteen money his mom would send in most likely had sexual relations with him in Protective Custody (where they send pedophiles, former police officers, and confidential informants).
Due to the child sex charges he was deported back to Poland (where he had come from as a child with very little memory, but still worshipped as a sorta Slavic Nationalist (it's all pretty cringy) and proceeded to learn Polish and live with his mother) after a few laughable attempts at making websites, doing digital art, and writing, he resigned himself to his current userous lifestyle, supported by his mother.
She lives in a nice apartment and urges her son to socialize instead of sitting on the internet trying to fuck children still. So she gives him money to spend and he goes to the bar where he sits on the internet trying to fuck children. She takes him on vacations with her, and treats him as most women would treat their teenage son, ignoring his faults (pedophilism, bestiality, anti social personality), and hoping he changes one day.
Lately he got into performing oral sex on dogs' asses and trying to entice children into doing such while he watches.
He has sex 3 times. His name is Mikej Lacek or something like that, another member of our community will give you his full name when they see this.
Hope that sums up everything.
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1 : to move in a circle or similar curve especially with force or speed. 2a : to turn on or around an axis like a wheel : rotate. b : to turn abruptly around or aside : wheel whirled around in surprise. 3 : to pass, move, or go quickly whirled down the hallway.
Ya I don't do this
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
thank god for automatic doors, you'd probably have done a Mall shooting by now otherwise.
Automatic doors can suck my ASS. I carry a crowbar on my person at all times so when I encounter an automatic door and I can violently dislodge it from it's frame and rip up all the wires and cables and shit. Then I will just stand there holding the door all day screaming YOURE WELCOME to every person that walks through no matter what
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If you park all these garbage cars on your lawn, put some rusty appliances out there, let the kids run loose in shitty diapers and domestically abuse your gf in full of the neighbors, youd have cultivated some real white trash bona fides.
It blows me away that 2 adults with full time jobs cant scrape together enough money for a single vehicle thats worth more than its scrap metal.
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You shit up every thread with your homosexual faggot rants about how gay you are and love cocks up your ass when the thread is titled "how to make a drug lab on space"
And you will span it for 18 pages saying YAAH YWAH I WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS WHILE YOU WATCH and then everyone else joins in and says AHAHA A PENIS A PENIS !!! TRULY LEGENDARY CONTENT
hey guys can we talk about the space rockets
OMG A SPACE ROCKET LOOKS LIKE A COCK LOL DON'T REPOTT OFF TOPIX TO LENNY YOU RATTEXORS HURRRR
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Originally posted by Wariat
the dude in the bar dirnking two rounds of shots with his daughter or who told me was his daughter and aft fist she tried to say im almost 18 when i asked as they were next to me she admitted after i got him comfortable and not being a threat to him she is 16 and hes like 50 but now i realize he made a mistake at one point he was talking to her next to me calling her not by name but coreczko or daughter and secondly i think he asked her when exctly her birthday was again two mistakes no father would do in such a situation in my opinion even if he was just visiting his family from sweden as he claimed or some weird excuse he had.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Last time I was in a Texas abortion clinic we (My girlfriend and I) were the only white ones in there…most were 13/14yr old black girls with their moms…quite shocking.
You gotta laugh a little at the fact that the people Republicans despise the most are the ones that are now gonna be reproducing at even higher rates.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Well if u weren't trying to rape 12 year olds in the park u would still be enjoying a nice chipotle burrito bowl at this very moment
And licking a dog on the ass. What u think himi
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