I got asked to join a motorcycle club at the bar. They let me try out all their bikes and see which one would be most comfortable for me to ride. Gf came outside and saw me grinning, palling around and was not pleased. One of the old ladies tried to chill her out but being told βbaby you gonna feel like a queen ridin with that manβ by a woman with 3 teeth and skin like a leather purse didnt have the desired effect.
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Originally posted by Ghost
well have you tried shaving the back in a mirror while being left handed by shits all lopsided now nigga the bargers laugh at me and say AYO NIGGA WE'LL FIX YOU UP RIGHT FOR $10 THE BACK OF YO HEAD NIGGA and im like nah its fine ill just shave it down again
but I keep fucking it up man it's hard to get that shit even
That's the point of clippers and the difference size clip on parts...you pick a size #2 and do all your fucking head, you don't need a mirror...and it will look fine as it's the same length everywhere...jesus maria and jose.
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
I used to always get my hair cut in Ukraine. It's fucking torture finding a decent hair cutting person in Ireland.
If my hair is long and unkempt, literally blame Putin. Fuck Putin.
Bring rubles if you get your haircut in one of these soon to be democratically seceded Russian states
Originally posted by Ghost
Folx I believe in the voice of democracy and the people and if they want to join Russia and vote democratically to do so whom are we to stop them?
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
He's not a typical 30 year old and doesn't relate to his generation. Most of his acquaintances are 10 to 20 years older.
The 30 year old boomer.
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Originally posted by Steven
Doesn't change the fact that:
A) You were interested in a kid's game until…
B) You found out you had to have friends to play it
lol pretty much
despite being more on the kids game leaning side of the spectrum than minecraft I would be down to play it if we could get our chit together.
I know Obbe plays it probably with his normal friends and it's especially fun to play games POPULATED with children because you can GRIEF THEM AND BLOW UP THEIR BASE and they suck so if you are skilled you can make a SMALL CHILD CRY which is one of my favorite things to do in minecraft
IT would be cool to play with people from here but hard to coordinate maybe
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Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Here the real kicker. Below is the original image from his event which was attended by ones of tens of people. The color scheme, background, and entire set is what they chose. All I did was add the moon/clouds/lighting as a single object with a free online enhancement tool. Their chosen imagery is quite telling IMO.
Notice the armed Imperial (goons) Guards in the background?
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