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Posts by CrazyJoe

  1. CrazyJoe Houston
    nah I just was on twitch and seen a porn whore in the recommended list
  2. CrazyJoe Houston
    sorry, you're a filthy whore, and I can't watch you without thinking about that video where three dudes splooged in your prolapsed asshole
  3. CrazyJoe Houston
    Fuck joe biden
  4. CrazyJoe Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley since u were 12? How does that make you feel?

    like 13 or 14, fond memories
  5. CrazyJoe Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley Nvm that was crazymike. How long have I known you

    I've been around the totse scene since 05, same username
  6. CrazyJoe Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley How did you crack yourrib?

    Aren't you like 50?

    Hope you're ok. Always liked you.

    I'm 30. Some retard came into my driveway and tried to attack one of the neighbor kids who was chattin at me (kids got good weed) and I headlock/armbarred the fucker before he could actually hit the kid. Got slammed into the sideview mirror of my car good, bt had that fucker ragdolled in 15 seconds otherwise
  7. CrazyJoe Houston
    it helps
  8. CrazyJoe Houston
    i scored a free 400$ vintage accordion case, spent 25 bucks on a whole nother ass audio mixer for my recording studio setup with new better mics and shitloads of extra cables

    i am the fkin god of music deal scores

    am high as fuck, but not 'trippin', just super cozy
  9. CrazyJoe Houston
    I am extremely high, been cruising around on my ebike, decided to go get some 1800 premix margarita. tequila goes well with shrooms. gonna eat one more chocolate and smoke another dooberino
  10. CrazyJoe Houston
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked A half gram of shroom chocolate? How much psilocybin is in that?

    its 2 pieces of shroom chocolate, equivalent of .53 grams of psilocybin shrooms.

    enough for visual enhancement and good vibes, not enough for hallucinations

    15 piece bar with 4 grams of shrooms in it
  11. CrazyJoe Houston
    gon be a good night boiz

    edit: i ate
  12. CrazyJoe Houston
    got an ounce of that apple fritter for 160 bucks, best fuckin deal ive gotten in ages, gonna be tokin up for a month or so
  13. CrazyJoe Houston
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you John Gaydrink, the inventor of gay ass drinks?

    sometimes i guess
  14. CrazyJoe Houston
    smokin apple fritter
  15. CrazyJoe Houston
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich ITT: Smack heads

    I never touched Heroin specifically, although I dabbled with a variety of opioid pills. I much preferred speed. I haven't messed with any of that stuff in years, although I did have some shrooms a couple days ago, that was cool
  16. CrazyJoe Houston
    i live wild man, a real rebel
  17. CrazyJoe Houston
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I remember you because recently, I came across a comic that was made by Enter and there was an entry dedicated to you. Oh, no wait.. that was toothlessjoe I think? I don't know anymore.

    Yeah that was probably toothlessjoe the weird greeninsh brit
  18. CrazyJoe Houston
    tastes pretty good yo
  19. CrazyJoe Houston
    lannys a babykiller
  20. CrazyJoe Houston
    Originally posted by CandyRein Bitch!

    no u
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