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Posts by mmG

  1. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I wonder how the songs from The Sound of Music or Fiddler on the Roof would sound in Pakistani.

  2. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you only googled him out after i called you on it.

    Mongo mad he was wrong^
  3. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I don't find him funny at all. His timing sucks, and he draws out the punchline way too long.

    You are the worst Canadian in existence.
  4. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I like pakistani john oates chillin thereside stage

    He is another legend mentioned in the title. I wish some of this stuff had CCs for international folk to enjoy. Of course it's hard to properly understand comedy in another language with subtitles but at least you'd kind of get the gist.

    I've found "active" CCs are kinda really useful for watching stuff in other languages, where the words all pop up in time with the original dialogue. I suppose a literal translation would be better for that.
  5. mmG African Astronaut
    I like HTS and scronny
  6. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ doesnt have native comedian.


    Got raped^
  7. mmG African Astronaut
    It's a common trait that mongoloids can't say the word "delete" like normal humans.
  8. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Originally posted by mmG trying to say DE-LEET^

  9. mmG African Astronaut
    Although unfortunately he's also in poor health right now (Umer Sharif)
  10. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i bet none of his favourite comedians are dalit or paki.


    Wrong again mongo.

  11. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats the joke since aldra mentioned simulated swimming pool.

    Mongoloid humour^
  12. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny darleet

    DE-LEET^
  13. mmG African Astronaut
    0.75x

  14. mmG African Astronaut
    Pedophile domestic terrorist.
  15. mmG African Astronaut
    Nigger
  16. mmG African Astronaut
    Butternigger Chobra:

    Simon Lazarus was once a respected black family man who made his name as the owner of a successful popcorn factory.

    But one night while inspecting his boiling vats of butter for quality up close from a walkway with no guardrails, his romance with premium buttery flavor turned to tragedy, as his heel struck a wayward fleck of butter that had popped from the bubbling vats.

    Simon was prepared for this and had faced this before, so steadied himself immediately. But this time there was a factor he was not prepared for: you guessed it, it was a storm of cosmic radiation that struck him at very moment, shocking his brain and mutating him, turning his passion for quality popcorn into a lust for well balanced butter alone.

    So it was that Simon Lazarus embarked on his campaign of corporate conquest, taking over the nation and then the world's dairy supplies like a buttery dragon.

    But in hours of darkness, Simon would return to his old first butter factory to fulfill in his twisted secret. It produced and stored only butter now, in vast refrigerated storehouses.

    What was known by few and avoided their suspicion in any case, was that these storehouses also had a lower extent, not hidden but inconspicuous, difficult to find and easy to miss.

    The lights there were low powered and a dim red to avoid drawing any suspicion and to keep the environment cold. And within stood rows upon rows upon columns of lipidic human statues, with a gloss to their perfectly crafted skin and look of euphoria upon their faces.

    In the middle of the warehouse, at the focus of all their games, there was an assemblage of furniture that resembled a bedroom: a bed, a desk, a chair, a sofa.

    With a wave of his fingers Simon had animated the statue he had named Simone, brought her to the sofa and seated her, facing him, upon his lap, lowering her to penetrate her buttery, slick vagina with his fat throbbing nigger cock. She began to moan, then whimper, then silently cry as it stretched then tore her butterpussy as he fucked her vigorously, licking her delicious perky tits as she rode him. He began to suck them, then nibble, then bite into them, chomping directly into her buttery body and swallowing mouthfuls of it as she began to scream. He grabbed her neck and slammed it into the arm of the couch, decapitating her and leaving her squirting liquid butter from her neck with his every thrust while her head went silent but stared at her own body being violently raped. He turned her around and began to fuck her neckhole while taking bites out of her thighs and then mouthfuls of her ass and cummed thunderously down her esophagus.

    Here in the dark, he was Butternigger Chobra.
  17. mmG African Astronaut
    Nom nom nom MacDonald
  18. mmG African Astronaut
    Rapeshot
  19. mmG African Astronaut
    That kid is a legend
  20. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If wishes were dollars, you'd be rich.

    I'd be like $3 richer.
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