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  1. mmG African Astronaut
    Or .muffin or something?
  2. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G

    You forgot to take your sweater off
  3. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G You late, garage been done son.

    Good job chubby
  4. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Midnight Snackage :

    Mango habanero marinated & sauced chicken faheaterz. Tried that retail Buffalo Wild Wings MH sauce & it's surprising good for chain shit.


    Go clean your garaj fatty
  5. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready how come a circle has 360 degrees. no more and no less? what defines a degree.

    1/360th of a full rotation. It doesn't matter how you define degrees. It's totally arbitrary.

    There's a more specific definition of a radian though.

    If you take any given circle, take the length of the radius, then imagine wrapping it around the edge of the circle, the angle under the arc of the circle of the same length as the radius, is 1 radian.

    So 1 full rotation is 2π radians.
  6. mmG African Astronaut
    nigtarine
  7. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash allo

    DZOZEFIIIIINA

  8. mmG African Astronaut
    Nygur
  9. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls true story here -

    my ass is still on fire from a huge shit i took earlier it was the biggest i ever had in my life i wish i took a pic of it was like the size of a forearm definitely blocked the fuck out of the toilet

    a public toilet too but i knew it was gonna be a shit of epic proportions so i paid 20p to use a premium one

    it was just after watching venom carnage (7.5/10 better than the first) i knew something big was brewing but didnt wanna miss anything then I put my mask on and hood up and quickly walked out then we went casino where i got id’d but didnt have any on me so I pulled my mask down and they was like ahhh nigga sup u aight go in (i had a little stubble)

    the place was full of high rollers, mostly chinks and niggers

    the niggers seemed to be winning a lot on roulette and swiftly moving from table to table wearing man purses and stinking of weed… hmmmm?

    and how do the croupiers manage a table when they all look like ex crackheads who sorted their life out (god bless), maybe there were ex crack dealers too who knows

    i lost £17 placing 1 or 5 dolla bets a time (everyone else throwin 20s all over and winning big) but at one point i was way up and when I decided enough is enough when I went to cash out there was a nigga infront with a joint tucked behind his ear ready to smoke who cashed out 9 grand

    i was like wtf and tried to play it cool so i said yo how much you up? but he just ignored me and bounced with his winnings

    but i swear to god on a table opposite there was an english guy 200 grand up throwin chips at all his new “friends”, now his table was crawling with security even though the place probably had half of its cameras pointing at him

    I tried to slyly take a pic of his fat stacks but got caught in the act and told to delete it (data protection act, what the fuck)

    in the end after watching him trying to get some tips id really just had enough because all he seemed to be doing was placing chips everywhere without a care in the world and still winning (probably covering 75% on the table so guessing thats why)

    maybe he was a millionaire anyway and lost it all in the end just doing it for fun, must feel like doing a 200 grand healthy fat line of coke for him

    for me it felt like doing some cheap ass homemade meth (never done it) ratboy would do

    theres fucking levels man and that guy seems like a god to me now, i swear i would marry him if I was a chick (no homo?)

    when i got home i just crashed out and woke up from a nightmare so bad (illegal bad, not scary bad) and wonder if that whole experience has anything to do with it

    this story could go on i feel like ive missed missed out a lot but cba txting it now 📱


    questions?

    i took most of the autocorrect punctuation out for effect because it seems like a cool POLECAT thing and took me about an hour to type this fuck u I should go back to sleep but now I’m gonna get some coconut water and banana (also true the potassium it helps me sleep)

    And now I’m so glad I only took out cash and not my wallet even though i didnt expect to end up at a cass

    questions?

    Didn't read
  10. mmG African Astronaut
    I went to a zoo with only one animal

  11. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash no exactly; peaching. what are you doing, joe? I'm peaching.

    Impeach!
  12. mmG African Astronaut
    Donald Gay
  13. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash no

    Sigma balls nigga lmao
  14. mmG African Astronaut
    There a different energy though to those who don't care about even the only people who love them.
  15. mmG African Astronaut
    We switched to viper optics
  16. mmG African Astronaut
    Maybe. Ever watched Sigma?
  17. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash like genuinely is he's duffled over

    What he do this time
  18. mmG African Astronaut
    Yeah I just drained my balls to that for sure
  19. mmG African Astronaut
    I feel sorry for his mother who has to live with him and his retard
  20. mmG African Astronaut
    Mb per rate*
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