Posts by mmG

1. 2021-10-19 at 1:42 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   I've been thinking of creating a steel plated guitar called the Metal Satan
2. 2021-10-19 at 1:41 PM UTC in Niggas In Space: Man's Destiny Amongst The Stars
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   In the future, artificial intelligence has been perfected and tamed and expansion to other worlds is available on a whim, where resources are immediately extracted on site and whatever is programmed into a computer can be automatically fabricated.
   
   Racial harmony has been achieved without homogenisation: while a large mocha skinned racially mixed genetic pool has formed, 3 distinct racial groups have remained:
   
   1. The Spasians, an amalgamation of the yellow thru brown descendants of the residents of Southern thru Eastern Asia. Technological elites responsible for most groundbreaking advances for humanity
   
   2. Whispanijews, or WSJs for short: politically dominant by building soft power through deep cultural penetration across all of humanity. Their investments of attention into morphological and neurogical diversity has render the concept of sex and gender meaningless amongst them.
   
   And 3. Niggas. They're pretty much just niggas... But in space.
   
   The rest of humanity has ascended by merging with machines and have become godlike entities who can enact their will into the universe almost omnipotently so long as they have the energy and material resources available to cannibalize for the purpose.
   
   As part of this ascension, due to prolonged lifespans, most humans have chosen to procteate less.
   
   But niggas said nah to all that Tuskegee ascension shit.
   
   Despite becoming educated and
   modernized, Blacks still retain some traces of their innate statistical propensity to sit around smoking weed and fucking unprotected, which becomes statistically significant in its impact over cosmic timescales, with universal AI welfare. This leads to the eventual galactic expansion of humanity being over 99% negroic and the Milky Way essentially being turned into a large black party galaxy.
   
   Welcome to Niggas in Space, a cosmic horror story.
3. 2021-10-19 at 11:40 AM UTC in $1,000 for details on a certain gentleman
   

   mmG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls No
   
   You PM me, I will deliver

   
   Penis Mail you?
4. 2021-10-19 at 11:40 AM UTC in $1,000 for details on a certain gentleman
   

   mmG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are the joke.

   
   Nah that would be your penis.
5. 2021-10-19 at 10:15 AM UTC in Rest in Peace Nigger Nintendo
   

   mmG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready did you record it on video?

   
   No, never occurred to me.
   
   
6. 2021-10-19 at 10:08 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Mental Illness is less threatening than a Mental Terrorist making Terrorist Threats such as you have.

   
   Nah it's definitely more dangerous, you have the same illness as the child murderer of Sandy Hook.
7. 2021-10-19 at 10:07 AM UTC in New Wall Street statue, Harambe, and the Bull is covered in bananas
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   They can't put the bananas near Harambe because that would be racist, since negroes are gorillas or some shit.
8. 2021-10-19 at 2:56 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   99niggernintendo66
9. 2021-10-19 at 2:56 AM UTC in Rest in Peace Nigger Nintendo
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   I loved making animations in Mayrio Paint
10. 2021-10-19 at 2:01 AM UTC in Rest in Peace Nigger Nintendo
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready funny. did you make that scron? it should be about an experience you had.

    
    You are an idiot.
11. 2021-10-19 at 2 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready is that code for BS story? Just say "His Canadian Girlfriend" since American Boys would say that when pretending they had a girlfriend but she happened to live back in Canada.

    
    I wouldn't insult Canadians by association with your myriad mental illnesses.
12. 2021-10-19 at 1:28 AM UTC in Rest in Peace Nigger Nintendo
    

    mmG African Astronaut
    Nintendo boy ogama
13. 2021-10-19 at 1:27 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I was set up and thrown in County (First time in my life) at age 49 because I had a Machete on board BART (Subway train) and threatened people with it.
    
    It was a metal support blade on my cast-boot (Got ran over by a car) and there were two of them on both sides of the leg. I was adjusting it.
    
    a BART police with 5 others behind him, all but him drawing their guns on me and him drawing his Taser on me (Think of Oscar Grant happening just 3-4 years earlier) and him yelling "Put your hands up or I'll shoot you in the face"
    
    Me turning my head to look at the guy behind me and back around when that cop then moved in and grabbed my wrist (also in a wrist guard for a spiral fracture on my hand) and yanking me off the Train. them realizing it was just a cast boot and then huddling to decide another way to take me in. I was drinking at a bar so Yeah. I took public transit home instead of driving.
    
    point being. I was saying some shit about local corruption more than I should have and have been harassed multiple times. No Coincidence.

    
    Imaginary girlfriend^
14. 2021-10-19 at 1:25 AM UTC in $1,000 for details on a certain gentleman
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie Right. You were just pretending to be ignorant all along, you sure trolled us good.

    
    Don't blame other people for you not understanding the joke. Blame your own autism.
15. 2021-10-19 at 12:34 AM UTC in $1,000 for details on a certain gentleman
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie Lmfao don't let the pseudo chemistry gobbledygook scare you dude. mmG may be a paki but he has never handled explosives in his entire life. 'hydrocarbon shrapnel' LOL. Give me a break.

    
    Smart enough to recognise the obvious bullshit, too dumb to realize it was on purpose.
16. 2021-10-18 at 11:49 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol If all you got is an autocorrect typo go shove a fork in your ass kid.

    
    You're literally beating on a fictional math error nigga.
17. 2021-10-18 at 11:33 PM UTC in $1,000 for details on a certain gentleman
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's a North America problem.
    
    
    
    Something tells me I would be discriminated against if I tried to live in any of those places. It's almost like there's a global conspiracy against white people or something….

    
    Oh boo hoo, white people never want to face the consequences of their crimes around the world.
18. 2021-10-18 at 11:20 PM UTC in Rest in Peace Nigger Nintendo
    

    mmG African Astronaut
    Ok then fire at Bill
19. 2021-10-18 at 11:11 PM UTC in Niggers at Walmart
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just because everyone IRL points and laffs at you doesnt mean you started the thing here.

    
    Stfu mongoloid
20. 2021-10-18 at 10:47 PM UTC in $1,000 for details on a certain gentleman
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Except western chrsitian values and the white family structure

    
    That sounds like a "them" problem.