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2019-11-22 at 11:17 AM UTC in The twin towers were destroyed by directed energy weapons
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IT WAS THE jediS!!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-22 at 4:59 AM UTC in black women are pretty coolThat kroz laugh gets me every time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-21 at 4:18 PM UTC in Anyone here wear glasses?Glasses are cool they make you look smart even if you're not. I'm gonna start wearing them again. Or maybe just a monocle.
I'm gonna walk around and ask people questions and tell them hey I have a monocle so it's fine, and theyll say "uh, yeah, I can see you're wearing a monocle. You didnt have to tell me."
And I will say "oh, right, good point."
Then I'll put my monocle back on and proceed with the questions. "Hi what is your father's address. Hi how old are you. Hi do you like tool? Hi do you know where a guy like me can buy a new sweater around these parts? Hi do you have any toilet paper? Hi. Hi. Hi "The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-20 at 9:04 PM UTC in So I might be living in a vanThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-20 at 8:33 PM UTC in Anyone here wear glasses?Eyeballs cant fall out of heads. They have that funny thing attached to the back of them. I wonder if there is a name for it.
I wore glasses when I was in 2nd and 3rd grade. They somehow corrected my vision by that I mean they made my vision better once I took them off. I had one 20/20 eye (my left eye) and I had like a 50/20 on my right eye, then I wore the glasses, and now my right eye is 30/20.
That doesn't make sense that wearing glasses would fix your actual eye sight without glasses but it did it for me.
Also I used to pee my bed and my parents bought a thing that would make an alarm if I ever did it and I literally never peed my bed again, as in the alarm never went off once and it psychologically fixed me. Like the the glasses.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-20 at 8:29 PM UTC in So I might be living in a van
I guess it's finally time for the Hikikomori to leave the nest, at the tender age of just 29. -
2019-11-20 at 3:18 PM UTC in Do you guys think 9/11 could ever be bested?The fake Moon landing in the '60's was pretty close.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-19 at 11:28 AM UTC in I just had a salad with about 15 garlic cloveslil cousin hiki's mom is a reeeeeel coal burner and they use hiki as a humen assh trey when he isn't jerking off playing nintendo in his corvette bedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-17 at 6:19 PM UTC in I feel weirdyou drink wine like a faggot and ur not even gayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-17 at 3:37 PM UTC in I fucking hate goddamn trannies so muchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-17 at 2:24 PM UTC in Emo Kids, before and afterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-17 at 2:08 PM UTC in I feel weirdIt's not easy being a neet, so make sure to get your rest.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-17 at 2:09 AM UTC in I have a date tonight"I mean yeah the apartment and i kinda felt if i didnt leave he was gonna rape me soo..."
GOLD. ABSOLUTE GOLD. -
2019-11-17 at 1:11 AM UTC in Fona cleans a box.Your crib looks as if it smells like Marlboros & wolf ass.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-17 at 12:16 AM UTC in Before we MaliceRob a bank. This way if you get away with it you might delay the Malice a bit. If not you might get suicided by cops.
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2019-11-16 at 4:42 AM UTC in I got a new attorneyThis is all I get concerning court dates, a text.
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2019-11-15 at 11:17 PM UTC in I have a date tonight
Originally posted by 6011UM Why the fuck were you paying for ANY of her groceries?
Dinner is one thing, but groceries?
No we bought stuff for dinner. I cooked herb crusted salmon that she already had in the fridge with rosemary and sea salt oven potatoes and bacon-kale. But the groceries we needed at fucking whole foods were still like $38 and change.
I was going to pay for just the 5 or 6 dollars worth of spices since plain salmon seemed kinda blah to me, but then she "forgot her wallet" so not wanting to make a scene, I got my card out. She said "After dinner we can walk to the 7-11 and grab you cash". By the time I left it was like 1am, so i said if you want to just shoot me the money on cashapp, that works too. She said she only had google pay since her cashapp had been hacked. So after I left, I told her I downloaded and set up google pay, and sent her a request. Didnt hear back from her for like a day and a half and then got a page-stretcher of a text back about how the salmon was 17 dollars and she spent over an hour cleaning up the mess I made (a cookie sheet covered in foil and a pan for bacon), and her rent is 1900 and she only gets 800 a month from her trust fund to live off of and she still has to feed her dog, and its very UNCHIVALROUS of me to be so aggressive in asking her for $20 after she graciously allowed me to eat her fish and hang out, and then paid for my $13 uber home (which i only ever suggested because she owes me $700 from hotel rooms and china white from before she left in 2017).
Its rare that Ive got an erection from imagining just choking someone but this is definitely one of those scenarios. I was fucking pissed. -
2019-11-15 at 10:44 PM UTC in I have a date tonightOP, best of luck on your date.
Too much negativity around here. Enjoy yourself and allow your naturally upbeat attitude to shine through.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 9:11 PM UTC in I have a date tonightI like your strategy, K-pop. Younger, sort of plain looking women with kids and self esteem issues and shit. That's what you call maximizing efficiency.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-15 at 4:08 PM UTC in I have a date tonightWhat kind of creepy shitfucker posts their dates on a site like this? Holy fuck. I'm sure she'd love to see her picture on niggasin.space with her date rapist saying "I need some ass".
A grade, Bill Krozby. A real gentleman.
