2020-04-02 at 12:51 AM UTC
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
I always knew lesbian chicks are mean af. I read something on twitter about how mean Ellen DeGeneres is toward her employees and cohosts behind the scenes. I read one comment that she has a "sensitive nose" so everyone must chew gum from a bowl outside her office before talking to her and if she thinks you smell that day you have to go home and shower. That’s fucking savage af lmao. I wanna kiss her passionately for 15 seconds all of a sudden now.
lesbians are statistically like 7x more likely to be involved in domestic violence than any other group. they just seem to be really angry 'people'
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Literally playing Russian roulette if any of my brain dead low paid scummy colleagues have the virus. Jesus this is so Ironic, I have literally come full circle. These low paid, untermensch, blue collar jobs are for fuck ups and foreigners but given the current climate, I'd sooner be doing that than sat indoors.
I have what I imagine to be gynocematasia from taking Steroids years ago. So bar contracting an otherwise potentially fatal virus, I'll be growing a breast and earning low pay.
Fml
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chili lime tamarindo spoons ay cabron
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Who is keenan like from keenan and keel?
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I ate a bunch of rice and tabasco sauce now my butthole hurts
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Originally posted by Wariat
whats dh? explain it to me. i need to know.
Wow how are you this slow
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Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
whats dh? explain it to me. i need to know.
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Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t
Lots of time spent fretting over a stranger on the interwebs.
I know this is probably new to you. After all there was no forum drama on Date Hookup.
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OP thinks that pointing out that someone's girlfriend is 19 years old is a pwn.
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What about 2x4?
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
tech is a snitch and a victim and that is hella weak
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2020-03-30 at 2:15 AM UTC
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Tell me about the Nanobots
id root around in that ass for sure
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The virus in 2030 is going to twice as lethal.
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Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych
Who da fuk b doug
You should pay attention.
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Originally posted by Technologist
No
Yes, imagine that.
I am. It's fun.
I'm waking up and my mom asks me to come down for breakfast and I'm like BUT MOOOOM my niggasin.space inbox has a lot of unread messages
GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NIW BEFORE THE BACON GOES SOFT
but, mom. This person has inboxed me a lot. I am offended and scared.
I JUST DRANK ALL THE GODDAMN BACON GREASE. GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE
yeah but mom you dont understand I don't know what to do with all these mess--
I WILL BURN YOU ALIVE CRISPIER THAN THESE BACONS I MADE FOR YOU IF YOU DONT FUCKING COME HERE IMMEDIATELY!!!!
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Imagine feeling "inbox harrassed" lol
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Originally posted by Technologist
Pedo faggot knows I won’t pay attention to him any other way, so now he’s spamming my inbox with the same spam he’s putting on here.
Sent a report directly to Lanny.
Fuckin dirty faggot pedo.
Calm down.
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