objectively youre not off mommys tit if shes still sending you pizza and milk money every week
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Pizza from the night before always tastes good though when you wake up.
I normally drink a carton of Orange juice before bed.
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Originally posted by WellHung
wow ur a fucking scumball
Kid please you don't fucking know me nor my past, stick to playing your internet persona lol.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I feel the crabs would be the worst lol
Oh man the crabs were horrible I had a cellmate named Rudy @ the first sign of him scratching an itch I put his ass outside the cell, his bedroll & everything lol. COs had all the infected heads living in the sally port between C & D block like a refugee camp lol.
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The old lady production manager wore flipflops all the time before she retired...I'd get on to her because it was against safety regulations..but being old and shit she just ignored it.
One day she walked passed my office with the usual flip flop flip flop sound and then next thing she tripped over something hit the floor nose first which burst into a red mist of blood and started screaming.
Everyone rushed to her aid...I slowly got up out of my chair, looked out my door and said "flip flops huh".
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Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
I am mostly mad because this teller wt thew tore pissed me off. je brabbed my beer and turned it out of my hand showing no respect rsther than ask me to turn it so he could read the tag or do it slowly and he jerked it in my hand. i went back into the store and this time I was gonna hold it firm and not let him do it to show him up but he fucking read the second one i put down on the desk. i wasnt thinking i was so angry to jsut grab one and hold it in fromt of his face. now i have to wait a while to come back and do it.
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Its where u put on a lil hat like woody from toy story, put on some dirty briefs and ride her like a buckin bronco around the living room goin
OOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE YYYYYEEEEEEE GIT GIT GITGITGIT GIT HOOOOOOOOOOOOO GURL
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2020-05-04 at 5:43 AM UTC
in
CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
Originally posted by DontTellEm
What did u say to me pig?
Be careful youll get him hard. This could quickly turn into the Great Ape Rape Escape.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Wear a disguise. A fake mustache and a top hat and a cane. Think Mr. Peanut.
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Cathay Coof
African Astronaut
[the ariled affirmatory basinet]
Big companies have whole departments dedicated to handling complaints like these.
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Cathay Coof
African Astronaut
[the ariled affirmatory basinet]
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
You were in the wrong here. They do this so people don't come in to get the tags off stolen clothes. This is why you repeatedly get fired from jobs well into your 30's.
They aren't allowed to just assume someone stole their merchandise. They should have taken the tags off.
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2020-05-03 at 2:45 AM UTC
in
I'm out in the fleshnet
OPie
Stay there and don’t come back. Please?
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2020-05-02 at 6:06 PM UTC
in
I just got a new job as cook
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
architectual
Get Rapoza to put ur name on his law firm.
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2020-05-02 at 3:50 PM UTC
in
MTV cribs
K-roz cribs so this is where the magic happens gnome sayin
This is my cats room his name is bill the car and sometiimez he tries to blow the place up
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2020-05-02 at 1:39 PM UTC
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Hikirormia
My son is growing up nicely!
Such a handsome boy!
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Originally posted by Wariat
yea but people in amerikkka do. many people get evicted for nothing or hate or discriminations all the time in usa.
and we fuck niggers, also.👍
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Shabbot Shalom Goyim
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This guy is fucking hilarious...this is the greatest stunt ever.
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Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi
You would know about having a bulging clock shaped nose, chin-chan.
Post pics of your non existant chin and massive nose
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