Originally posted by cupocheer
I'm sure you'll be monitoring me while I watch the announcements that are broadcast on the TVs that I own and pay for the feed and have on all the time. Right?
Change your panties, shug – your eyes are glazing over.
This is both offensive and pathetic at the same time.
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For one, December would make it 11 fuckin months so it would be an actual baby now. Girls do stupid shit like this all the time. Unless you were extremely fucked up you'd remember what year it was and whether you wore a condom or not. You're either retarded or you think we're retarded. Possibly both
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Originally posted by HTS
Libtards like lammy say the War on Christmas doesn't exist, but then they say shit like this. smh
The war is real, and the war is total. Slash and fucking burn, no nativity scene left unburned or unsalted.
Originally posted by ohfralala
Lanny I’m gonna make you wear an ugly Christmas sweater and gargle eggnog while I do you up the butt with a strap on all month. It’s gonna be a live action nativity scene.
I'm down for fucking and eggnog gargling, but why do we need to get faggot Christmas involved? Let's get freaky in the name of satan instead.
also ima wear this:
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