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2019-07-03 at 4:15 AM UTC in GGG is bitter and jaded over hydromorphoneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-03 at 3:25 AM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAPthis is a good thread
hydro you should attn whore more for smackbux because no doctor is going to put a homeless junkie on 12mg of dilaudid every 3 hours (never even saw a prescription in 3 hour increments dilaudid is supposed to be 4 the doctor must not have read their notes)
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2019-07-03 at 2:52 AM UTC in my neighbor gf is afraid of mePlay Killer on the Loose instead!
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2019-07-02 at 11:27 PM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAPThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-02 at 9:35 PM UTC in GGG is bitter and jaded over hydromorphoneThat's why Archie Luxury became a migtowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-02 at 9:20 PM UTC in GGG is bitter and jaded over hydromorphonelol hydro couldn't get high off all the norcos in the world
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2019-07-02 at 3:09 PM UTC in Taking over neighboring businesses break area for my work breakThe back of my work is in a building that costs in the tens of millions but there’s crackheads around and my clothes are all stained with bleach because I’m a poor faggot so people always think I’m a bum. Plus half the time I’m smoking weed at like 8 am. So I went to a neighboring businesses break area where it’s nice and shady and I’m sitting at their tables chilling with the crowdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-02 at 12:05 PM UTC in Can somebody please help meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-02 at 2:46 AM UTC in Frothy gonts
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Fuck you cucktral
You would be easy. I'd come in low and fast, punch you in the gut to knock the wind out of you, then I'd get you in a headlock of iron, slam you (by your neck) against a wall, your little Paki arms would be flailing around wildly, and I'd break them like chicken bones.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-02 at 2 AM UTC in Frothy gontsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-02 at 12:27 AM UTC in -SpectralI trust no one, neither on the left or right. I just go by the facts, as they present themselves. Right now, Donald Trump is taking the filthy globalists to the woodshed, and I'm enjoying the show. I can also see Lynch, Hillary Clinton, Comey, Brennan, Clapper and a few other high level leftist actors being indicted in the near future. Gonna get the popcorn out for that one. I don't "like" any politicians, but that bunch are especially disgusting and offensive to me. People don't realize that there really is no right and left, just us and them. That's it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-01 at 10:33 PM UTC in Calling girls fudgepackers.Thats what I mean. That word should't be never used on girls in some causes just because it technically doesn't make sense, and it makes it funnier + more annoying and offensive.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-01 at 3:36 PM UTC in The colors if this site look like the rainforest cafe's color scheme.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-01 at 2:17 PM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAPPost nudes in this thread and I will give you $100, no need to pay me back.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-01 at 2:12 PM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAPPlantessi is NOT fictional.
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2019-07-01 at 2 PM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAP
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We don't know how to be homeless and ebegging for drug money on NIS?
..oh darn
That is not what I'm saying.
I'm saying you don't know how ridiculous OP actually is. I'll just make a quick list of things I have personally seen while with her.
-Getting out of a moving car while pregnant
-Throwing what would have been her to be born baby's crib out into the yard during an argument with her husband. He did not have a crib even by his first birthday when I came back to visit.
-Pulling a gun on me so she could kill herself in peace... twice. The second time I had already thrown out the bullets with her grandmother because we didn't want her having access to them, but she didn't know that and she didn't even check the gun. The first time I distinctly remember the phrase, "I don't give a fuck I'll shoot him through the fucking wall" (in reference to me, sipping on rum in my room and chilling on the computer to get away from their arguing)
-Didn't want to go into Walmart to ask them if I could BORROW a gas can (not buy) at hydro's request, so she started ripping chunks out of her hair in the parking lot and screaming at the top of her lungs I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE OH GOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FUCKING DEAD. There were some cart boys collecting carts and I remember them stopping dead in their tracks to look. This is when I got out, got refused for a can (like I knew would obviously happen) so I bought one so we could get some fucking gas and leave already, and she got mad at me for buying the can.
-Believes in a completely fictional deity she made up called Plantessi.
-Tried to prostitute herself while in a relationship with me. Later did it while in a relationship with another member. Finally, she got in a relationship with a third NIS member who did not care about her prostitution, but evidently thought her crazy enough to ghost her while she was in surgery.
-Named her kid some really crazy shit that I will not repeat, but it will probably fuck him up later in life unless he's really really hardworking like that Marijuana Pepsi girl who was in the news recently.
-Gave birth at home in a metal trough filled with water and fed the placenta to her 12 dogs she had at the time.
-Was in a relationship with a guy she knew molested a 6 year old girl. For ten fucking years. Even after he hit her across the head with a metal pipe and made her have a seizure. Even after he violently raped her, and continued to rape her. But all that said, they were equally as abusive towards each other. Literally everyone in her family was so obscenely toxic. I thought it was bad when I hitchhiked down the first time as I'd never seen anyone so casually yell like that at their spouse/father. Second time all hell broke loose and she showed me how crazy she really was.
-Called the police and made them do a welfare check because she told them I had killed my mom. This was after I had told her I didn't want to talk to her anymore and stopped responding to her texts
-One time she took a bunch of benzos and texted me a bunch of shit about how she wanted to die and "Goodbye because I'm going to do suicide by cop" and then just left me hanging the rest of the night.
-Another time I dumped her and she tried to pull out her IUD with pliers and told me she was thinking about burning her cunt with lye so it doesn't have feeling because 'If I'm not having sex with you then I never want sex again." Obviously this was a massive fucking lie.
But for what its worth, I do think she really needs opiates. Not heroin though. Nobody needs street heroin. She's got legitimate medical conditions though from being stupid and getting kicked around by horses and shit. I could seriously go on with the stories because there are tons of them. She went into big yelling matches at LEAST every other day, no exaggeration.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-01 at 12:10 PM UTC in when people say "pussy is pussy"i've never heard anyone who is not a total retard say this. a few weeks ago this girl wanted to fuck me but i didn't want to because i wasn't attracted to her and i was also feeling depressed and noddy off benzos and weed. some faggot i work with was like WHAT THE FUCK BRO U SHULD HAVE DONE IT Y NOT so i told him because i didn't want to and he dropped the BUT BRO PUSSY IS PUSSY. U CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT! so i asked him if he had the opportunity to fuck either jessica albe like 10 years ago or hillary clinton, it shouldn't matter to him because PUSSY IS PUSSY RIGHT? and he couldn't answer because he's an idiot
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2019-06-30 at 3:13 PM UTC in stand up comedy is absolute trashThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-30 at 12:03 PM UTC in stand up comedy is absolute trashthis faggot at work always listens to stand up comedy and it's the trashiest, most mindless entertainment ever. they literally just make jokes about farts, penis, vagina, racism, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. i don't get what is supposed to be funny about it? do people just laugh because everyone else is laughing? is that whats going on? they just get together to go see stand up they know is not going to be funny so they can enjoy the experience of laughing with other people?
the comics are always fucking assholes too and the jokes they make about women make me feel bad for them. like the typical relationship joke is like I CAME HOME TO MY WIFE BUT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, THAT BITCH LOLOL. right before they make a joke about how their VAGINA is gross sometimes sometimes it BLEEDS AND IM LIKE EW WTF IS THAT LMAO. or they make jokes about how they don't get sex enough. like ur relationship must fucking blow. i'd hate to live your existence. i'd rather be miserably depressed with a burned out brain even than be a faggot normie who fails at everything and just becomes bitter so you drink hella beer and make shitty jokes. it's fucking disgusting.
there's this faggot i work with who tried to steal 30 bucks from me my first day but i called him out on it and dont take any of his bullshit and i basically just act like im superior to him (because i am) at all times and he listens to stand up comedy constantly and he lives that lifestyle 100%. he always is coming down off coke and drunk and is talking shit about how people have "hope", or for going to the dentist or having a relationship. there was a really hot 23 year old girl who worked with us who actually had hobbies and shit and was pretty chill that for some reason wanted to date him and he literally turned her down because he's too busy being drunk watching adult cartoons and stand up comedy in bed 24/7. it sounds like exactly some shit you'd hear a comic say. like i can imagine the bit being like -
"OK SO I RECENTLY TURNED 40, THE BIG OLE 4-0 *a couple seconds of silence while the audience laughs out loud for no discernible reason* AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS *the silence/laughter thing again*. I CAN'T GET IT UP ANYMORE. *laughter* MY WIFE AND I GOT INTO A FIGHT OVER WHO WAS GOING TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT SO I WAS LIKE, FUCK YOU BITCH (with a way overdone mitch hedberg-esque delivery) AND THEN I SLEPT ON THE COUCH. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I FELT MY STOMACH BREWING UP A STORM AND I FARTED I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SILENT BUT IT WAS THE WORST MOST DISGUSTING FART EVER. YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH SOME RANDOM GIRL (LOL VAGINA) AND THEN YOU FART AND YOU THINK SHE WONT HEAR IT BUT THEN SHES LIKE "EWW WHAT IS THAT" AND LEAVES? YA IT WAS ONE OF THOSE FARTS AND THEN MY DOG GOT UP AND LEFT TO GO WITH MY WIFE SO I DID WHAT ANYBODY ELSE IN THAT SITUATION WOULD DO, I STARTED DRINKING *silence/laughter*. THATS RIGHT FOLKS I WAS DRINKING A BEER AT 4 AM ON A TUESDAY. *silence/laughter* THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS I KEPT DRINKING *silence laughter* THEN MY WIFE FINALLY CAME OUT OF THE ROOM AND THE STORM IN MY STOMACH COMBINED WITH THE BEER MADE ME SHART MY PANTS. THATS RIGHT FOLKS, I SHARTED MY PANTS IN FRONT OF MY WIFE. SHE WAS DISGUSTED AND THREATENED TO LEAVE ME BUT I WAS LIKE, "BUT HONEY DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT CAME OUT OF YOUR VAGINA LAST WEEK?" *intense laughter*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-29 at 7:47 PM UTC in found out where mal worksits not even funny (okay its a little funny)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
