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2015-09-30 at 2:16 PM UTC in Bill Krozbyhaha I remember the very night I took that picture. I put it in my "I'm having another child thread" to troll cranberries/grimes. This was my "new baby mammer" good times
http://imgur.com/ZK3m1ky
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2015-09-30 at 6:43 AM UTC in Soapfist's interventionnah he wont shut up because he's a huge faggot pedophile, they never shut the fuck up
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2015-09-30 at 6:40 AM UTC in In about 2 weeks&cough* faggot* *cough* faggot
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2015-09-30 at 5:35 AM UTC in hottest bitches in music thread
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little kid? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pedo Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Prepubescents, and I have over 300 Gb of CP. I am trained in gorilla buttsex and I'm the top pedo in the entire US continent. You are nothing to me but just another underage asshole. I will lick you the fuck out with tongue action the precision of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, kid. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pedos across the USA (via /b/) and your IP is being traced (I am Anonymoose) so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that will cream the pathetic little thing you call your butthole. You're gonna get buttfucked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can buttsex you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in child molestation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Pedophilia Front (/b/) and I will use it to its full extent to relentlessly rape your butt, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your underage titties and you will drown in it. You’re fucked, kiddo.
noice... real nocie m8... *the sound of no hands clapping* -
2015-09-30 at 5:34 AM UTC in You know what..?good night sweet arabian prince
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2015-09-30 at 2:17 AM UTC in hottest bitches in music threadGod you are a fucking dumbass faggot ^ and very predictable
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2015-09-29 at 10:37 PM UTC in Could you fill up coffee into gelcaps...just get that dehydrated caffeine stuff
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2015-09-29 at 8:51 PM UTC in hottest bitches in music thread^^^ lol wtf
anyways I always had a lil boner for kim deal when I was a kid but now she's to butch for me
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2015-09-29 at 6:07 PM UTC in Doe anyone else have totse community fantasies?^noice
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2015-09-29 at 5:21 PM UTC in scariest sexual experience?
That's literally the story. This weirdo from the church I went to growing up contacted me, and offered to pay for me to go to the casino and gamble with him (he has/had a major gambling addiction). I played a lot of poker at the time and was broke so I said fuck it, why not. He gave me money, we played poker and table games and I got progressively drunk before we drove back to his place for me to drink more (he was barely drinking). I intended on simply passing out on his couch and leaving in the morning, and then like I said, I told him to 'oh suck my dick' as in something you say to someone who said something weird or stupid, I wasn't literally telling him to suck my dick, but he thought I was or he used it as an opportunity to tell me that he would actually suck my dick, confirming my suspicions that he was indeed a creepy, weird fuck. I was like 22 at the time and he was probably 28 or 29 and he had braces, ha. Like I said I laughed it off and he did too, tried to play it off like he was joking, but it was awkward. He went to bed a short while later and I laid there thinking about how fucked up it was that a grown man just offered to suck my fucking cock, and it made me angry for some reason, and pissed me off to the point where I felt justified in stealing the two thousand dollars (because he's a gambling addict) he had sitting on the desk just inside his room. It was obviously quite clear it was me, and he tried contacting me again the next day. I ignored his calls for a while and eventually talked to him, denying everything, knowing he had no proof. That's the story. I got away with it and haven't spoken to the dude in probably 6 or 7 years. gud tymes :)
thats a good story, I once stole 2k, but it turned out nothing like that.. =( -
2015-09-29 at 6:31 AM UTC in Doe anyone else have totse community fantasies?Since I was 15 or 16 *im 28 now* I've had fantasies about the crew meeting up and engage in fun epic adventures. Like meeting up for various night op activities huddled under a bridge like a bunch of junkies eating bundy and spray painting penis.
my most current dream I had about our epicness is Mq and sploo , lanny, sophie, oplus , iron john and even rocklins bitchass pull up in an suv. Iron john shouts out the window "get in Bill Krozby man!"
I hop in, and we're on our way. Mq has a strong midwestern accident and he's like "wwwwooooh hooo we're gonna drink some beeers smoke cigga weed and blow out some pussys tonight! then we're gonna smoke some speed and start stabbin' the fuck outta eachother!"
Anyone else here have such a great since of community despite the trials and tribulations that you get these kinda fantasies / dreams? -
2015-09-29 at 5:59 AM UTC in scariest sexual experience?bump...
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2015-09-29 at 3:30 AM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1Leave it darkie beaver hue hue hue
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2015-09-29 at 1:03 AM UTC in What do you know of sanity?you niggas need to get off the crack!
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2015-09-28 at 11:04 PM UTC in scariest sexual experience?ITT: we discuss our most scariest sexual experiences. Should be a good thread.
Well earlier this summer I asked this girl to come over and party with me, she said she was hanging with her friend and her friend wanted to come over being as how she didnt know me and they wanted everything to be alright. The girl I was hooking up with took some molly with me and we started fucking while her friend was sleeping in my living room. I started doing her up the ass and was blacking out for the sheer intensity of the experience I was so disoriented, while fucking her I threw back my arms like I was jesus, I came, and when i pulled out she went limp and just was laying on the bed unconscious convulsing.
I said "wat the fuck?!" and her friend came in the room yelling at me and crying threatening to call the cops" luckily her friend came to. Sure did scare the shit out of me. -
2015-09-28 at 9:16 PM UTC in Cunto McFadyenHe ent up having a daughter and moved to minneapolis to work in some kind of textile factory, we used to talk for a while, he's originally from detroit. He was an alright guy, kind of boring but whatever.
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2015-09-28 at 8:56 PM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1I dont have a day job right now =(
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2015-09-28 at 7:27 PM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
Now you're sounding like infinityshock, also it's harikiri or seppuko.
haha yeah thats the joke -
2015-09-28 at 7:10 PM UTC in Would you hire this person?^yeah a lil to much quirkiness. Some places here in austin have a section on their applications that demand you draw a silly picture or say what famous person your most like and why to see if you have "personality"
I put that I am most like david duchovny because I look jedi and the ladies love me. And I actually got an interview. lolz -
2015-09-28 at 7:05 PM UTC in Best show/series you've ever watched?oh and the outer limits, please stand by =)
