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2016-03-08 at 10:22 PM UTC in Anyone here go to church?^calm down
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2016-03-08 at 9:23 PM UTC in Anyone here go to church?^shuddup!
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2016-03-08 at 8:45 PM UTC in literally made a girl orgasm in my sleep last nightI used to do both now I just have teh sex and drink
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2016-03-08 at 8:26 PM UTC in whats your top 3 pc games?^unreal was good haven't thought about that game in years.
i was also heavily into playing return to the castle of wolfenstein online, nothing more satisfying than flame throwing european nazi's straight to hell.
I was very sheltered as a kid and I didn't have a lot of outlets so I played a lot of 3d shooters / rpg's. back when the internet was cooler.
I don't really play video games anymore but It always brings me back to think about the online fun I used to have. -
2016-03-08 at 2:50 PM UTC in Anal Gestationmilitary intelligence
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2016-03-08 at 2:28 PM UTC in Trump mops the floor with the competition. President SC ronaldo spacecat 2016
obama came to his house and told him to drop it at gunpoint
haha funny thing is obama is coming to my town this week -
2016-03-08 at 2:25 PM UTC in literally made a girl orgasm in my sleep last night
Lately I've been having insane dreams every single night after quitting smoking weed, and I've been taking Ashwagandha every night in an effort to sleep better, which has also been contributing (I think). I've done some weird shit, like once thought someone was in bed with me when I was like half asleep and was really confused and feeling around looking for someone when no one was there.
Anyways last night a girl came over and after we had sex and hung out and shit, we fell asleep. But the next morning, she mentioned how nice it was when I woke up in the middle of the night and was fingering her and made her cum. I have literally no memory of this at all and she swears she was fully awake for it and it definitely was not a dream. Before I smoked tons of weed all the time, I would sleepwalk occasionally so it's not that farfetched I guess, I was just a little surprised how out of hand that got.
Anyways anyone got any good sleepwalking stories?
sounds like she was gas lighting you. but who knows. Id
weed kills your dreams literally. Any ways yeah I've basically had every sleep problem you can imagine, When I was 8 years old I had several instances where my dad would walk me back to bed because I'd be standing in front of the kitchen window just staring off.
Both my parents and I have talked about how we've experienced "the old hag" choking us. It could either be that such experiences are hereditary or we are targeted individuals by pan-dimensional beings.
I sometimes wake up either extremely horny or with anxiety like I have to count all the grains of sand in the world while at the same time counting how many times a propeller on an airplane turns -
2016-03-08 at 2:16 PM UTC in I love to pissI actually have a prostate problem probably from std's and the drugs/drinking i've done and I hate having to piss because its a real hassle for me.
I do love to poop though a couple times I even sat on the toilet and plaid this song to make it even better
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2016-03-08 at 2:07 PM UTC in i made a bad decision last night and now i have to deal with the consequences.
anyone else ever ate pizza when it was too hot and burned the roof of your mouth? :/
I do that like every other day -
2016-03-08 at 2:05 PM UTC in Trump mops the floor with the competition. President SC ronaldo spacecat 2016
Bill Krozby, why haven't you replied to me?
ah sorry just saw this now, but yeah I'll take you up on it as long as we factor in who you think will win. -
2016-03-08 at 1:57 PM UTC in A Song About The jedisI like a few of the yeah yeah yeahs songs, but man they are such jedis, every single one of them, they are almost as bad as the beatles. I like her cover of worried shoes but still
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2016-03-08 at 1:26 PM UTC in anyone else here healthy?
Genital Herpes and Anal Warts, Schizophrenia, Marfan's, slight to severe mental retardation depending on Alcohol level….
haha, that literally made me lol.
But anyways I'm going to be working south by south west and I'm not even going to drive my car downtown considering I will still have to park a mile away from work, so I'm going to bike back and forth to work for a week, im sure it will do me some good , I've been getting a beer belly, might as well try to negate the ills of my drinking.
It kinda sucks because sxsw would really help me out financially if I could actually drive, during normal weeks I moonlight as a taxi driver and charge people 40 bucks regardless of where they live.
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2016-03-08 at 9:37 AM UTC in whats your top 3 pc games?
How many games are there where you can be doing something and then just be like YO FML IMA BAKE A CAKE and gain points for it?
thats boring you can just bake a cake in real life -
2016-03-08 at 9:33 AM UTC in Anyone here go to church?This thread is mega-win
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2016-03-08 at 8:53 AM UTC in Anyone here go to church?
I've been to church at least 1500+ times in my life. Last time was over Christmas when I didn't want to be rude and stay back while all of the rest of my family went. Lo and behold, it was the same fucking Christmas service I've ever heard. Literally the exact same. They don't come up with any type of originality or variance… some short video about Jesus, Christmas song, read some key bible verses, another 2 Christmas songs, Christmas story from the pastor, another Christmas song, pass out the candles, light them all while singing Silent Night, end service.
Most all the non-Christmas services are the same too. Being in a Christian treatment program led me to dozens and dozens of different churches and services throughout my state, and again, each Sunday is all the same- worship/songs, boring ass message from the pastor, another song and a call to the altar for those who want to accept their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into their heart and find peace and happiness and eternal life, all that good stuff right. The more you go to these things, and invest time into it, the more committed you subconsciously become and it gets harder and harder to ever accept the possibility that the things you're convinced you believe in could possibly be false. It's embarrassing to believe in God for years and years and then have to admit to yourselves or others that you were probably wrong. But, it's worth it.
The so-called "peace and joy" that religious people have is quite strictly placebo in its purest form. There is comradery that comes with being in a large group and singing songs and sharing fellowship together, much like what you might experience at a music concert. You develop bonds with people and friendships, all with the underlying theme that you are lovers of God and He is the reason for everything. Nothing else matters. You convince yourself that prayer is effective and is one of your strongest weapons against the evils of the world. "Just pray about it," "Just pray for them." It's one of the greatest deceptions of all time in that there isn't a single shred of evidence to support prayer having ANY type of effect on an outcome. The closest it comes is again sort of the placebo effect someone in a difficult time might feel, knowing that a bunch of people are praying for them, they might feel a sense of peace or happiness. To me, that has nothing to do with the prayers themselves and isn't dissimilar to people sending their 'thoughts' or 'good vibes.'
So for me, no, I don't go to church anymore. It is far too cringey even for the likes of me, and I don't believe in what they're teaching. I won't even get started on Catholicism, just another mindless ritualistic, pious form of idolatry that people keep passing on to their children because they're too fucking stubborn to let their children think for themselves.
lol your christian treatment program experience is [FONT=arial]Simultaneously one of the funniest and saddest things I've read in a long time.
I went to church for the first time in ten years a lil over a year ago when I was dating this fat plumper bitch, my friend "man titties" from rdfrn text me while i was at church asking what I was doing and I said at church, and he said "at this butt fucking o'clock hour?" and i started laughing for the rest of the service and the girl I withs family kept looking at me and she asked me "is there something wrong?" [/FONT]
[FONT=arial]But anyways Catholicism is great
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2016-03-08 at 8:41 AM UTC in anyone else here healthy?I'm fairly healthy i lift a lot of stuff and walk a lot at work and I workout with weights, though I do drink, eat pizza, hamburgers daily.
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2016-03-08 at 1 AM UTC in whats your top 3 pc games?
Worst game ever. Literally there's a 15 minute tutorial and everything in the tutorial is all you do for the entire game.
Play RuneScape with me fam. You can do everything you can do in Diablo 3 and about 10,000 times more. There are THOUSANDS of hours of gameplay.
I agree with you that diablo 3 sucks but diablo 1 and 2 are way better than runescape, runescape is for autist to the max -
2016-03-08 at 12:57 AM UTC in Anyone here go to church?don't be playa hatin ^
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2016-03-08 at 12:49 AM UTC in i miss ashley^whimpy wimpy whimpers
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2016-03-07 at 11:59 PM UTC in Anyone here go to church?^sounds really smexy^