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2017-03-19 at 6:01 PM UTC in Anyone Here Epileptic?
Originally posted by reject Only from too much tramadol
yeah I've had 2 seizures from trammies.
one time i was hanging with my gf eating trammies and gabapentin and I went to the mail box and that dude muffins sent me a sample of his spice shit and I hit it and saw bats flying around and just seized up and fell into my dishwasher "it was open" split my chin open on it and I woke up and I was in space and there was this black cop guy and I got up and tried walking off and he close lined me and held me down on my bed, it was scary as hell.
I left my body and was floating like 30 feet above my apartment building and saw my body being put in an ambulance and my gf getting in. It was weird as hell.
My gf stayed with me for a week at my place because I was so fucking out of it, Every time I went to sleep and woke up I forgot what had happened and she had to remind me. It was crazy as hell. -
2017-03-19 at 5:55 PM UTC in SCronaldo_J_Trump Is a Star Wacker
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2017-03-19 at 5:54 PM UTC in It's sunday morning
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2017-03-19 at 5:30 PM UTC in immature as fuck
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2017-03-19 at 5:29 PM UTC in immature as fuckJail is so fucking gay, this black guy and I got into a fight working in the kitchen and the gaurd took him and I back to our dorm with no one else around and made us apologize to eachother and hug eachother then he fired us
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2017-03-19 at 5:25 PM UTC in immature as fuckThe last time I was in jail my celly who's been to prison a few times told me most prison consensual because theres a general understanding..
when I first moved in with him he was giving me pills and buying me bags of coffee with out me even asking cause i'm not a roach. I was surprised.
Later he told me if I ever go to prison don't accept anything from someone that isn't my friend unless I'm willing to give up dat ass.
Its just a general understand...
A week later he put a chocolate bar on my bed and walked out of the cell and turned his head and smiled at me. I was kinda weirded out and put the chocolate bar back on his bed.
then even later on I was standing on the top tier just chillin and this younger guy was in his cell and held up a bag of coffee and pointed to me and motioned with his hand to his mouth "bj gesture" and I shook my head no and later on that evening he came up to me and was all like "awww dawg I hope you know was just kidding fool..." trying to play it off like he wasn't homosexual and asked if i wanted to play spades -
2017-03-19 at 4:18 PM UTC in Delivering a pizza
Originally posted by felonious_monk That's lit AF op bro I useda have a job delivering pizza and it was dope and cool. It's fun to drive aroun and see all kinds of drunk ppl ordering some quality za. It was in kind of a rich area on the water one time this middle aged lady ordered a pizza at like 2pm and she was home alone, completely hammered. There was another middle aged soccer mom type lady who was always fucked up and coming thru the back area of the pizza place asking for the workers to sell her drugs. The whole experienced kinda reminded me of american beauty. All these ppl have the total "american dream" life but they're all miserable alcoholics
Hell yeah that story took place when I was working at a pizza place downtown. I quit driving my car to deliver if it was somewhere downtown and would just walk the streets with pizza, deliver the pizza then go bar hopping on my way back to the shop. I would convince my manager to close the inside of the shop early and I'd just sell slices out of a window having wavves and wavves of gay guys and drunk chicks giving me money.
I was in the back of the kitchen one time just snacking and the midget ghetto boys walked in and was like "woaah thats a big pizza" and I asked him for a cigarette and he we went outside and smoked a menthol
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2017-03-19 at 4:09 PM UTC in Delivering a pizza
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2017-03-19 at 4:06 PM UTC in Delivering a pizza
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2017-03-19 at 4 PM UTC in top 3 favorite comedy moviesmine are
see spot run
tommy boy
and
not another teen movie.
yourself
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2017-03-19 at 3:57 PM UTC in SCronaldo_J_Trump Is a Star WackerI'm surprised no ones star whacked david arquette
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2017-03-19 at 3:40 PM UTC in roommate tried to rape me
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2017-03-19 at 2:57 PM UTC in The Injury Thread
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2017-03-19 at 2:55 PM UTC in The Injury Thread
Originally posted by greenplastic i sliced my leg open a bunch of times with a kitchen knife cuz i was pissed off and fucked up on a sleep deprivation, 4f-mph, heroin, and klonpins but i think i deleted the pictures of my bloody leg cuz i was ashamed or some shit LOL
I feel ya on that man, shit happens. When I was 19 I was doing a lot of heroin and I ran and couldn't get anymore so I started drinking vodka and did some coke ent up getting really emo about my life because I wasn't in a good place emotionally at the time and was having problems with my gf who I lived with and didn't really know anyone else because I was living in san antonio and just didn't know anyone there.
I fucked her up the ass and afterwards
Ent up slitting my wrist (like really bad where my wrist vains were popping out) and smearing blood all over my gf and the cops came and took me to a mental hospital
and they had this doctor in training lady come in and interview me and was asking me what happened and why did all of this happen
and I was pretty embarassed, but I ent up telling her everything about the drugs and the sex
and she was like, well you don't look like a drug addict I can tell from your muscle definition that you're really healthy and stroked me. She was like don't worry about it, this is pretty common for people to mutilate themselves. And I started to weep and she held me.
I felt like a total faggot and was really insecure about the scar, they had stable my wrist up and you can still see where the staples were if you look closely.
But now when people see it and are like "what happened there?" I'm just like "aaah yeah I slit my wrist" and they are like "oh okay" -
2017-03-19 at 2:39 PM UTC in The Injury ThreadAbout two weeks ago I was hanging with my neighbor and went to lunch with her after that we went for a walk and went to an art gallery and the owner was playing with his band and they were serving glasses of red wine and chardonnay and they were covering rage against the machine
and the owner was like "FUCK U I WONT DO WHUT U TELL< FUCK U I WONT DO WHAT U TELL ME!"
and just abruptly stopped and that was the end of their rendition and nobody was clapping, and so I said "don't quitcha day job" and like a couple people kinda chuckled but not really. And my neighbor jabbed me in my side and peenched me. And later on I had a huge bruise that hurt really bad
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2017-03-19 at 2:26 PM UTC in The Injury ThreadThen before that I was driving drunk and I was slowing down cause I saw a car in front of me but my windshield was fucked up and with the rain I couldn't tell how far away the suv was so I slammed into the back of it and my car spun around and the airbags came out, I was wearing a seat belt...
I hit the suv so hard that my phone flew off my lap hit the wind shield and broke in half. I opened my car door to get out and run I felt so weak from the wreck I immidietly fell , I got back and and started running and fell down again and again.. but eventually was able to bolt across the street and make it back to my place.
from the seat belt and the crash I got a pulmonary embolism and I couldn't sleep for a week because as my body would get tired my breathing became so shallow and I couldn't breath and whenever I took a breath this weird "popping/bubbling" sound would come from my lung. It was awful -
2017-03-19 at 2:18 PM UTC in The Injury ThreadI had a seizure at the tax office back in the summer and fucked up my face pretty bad
And before that about a year ago
I fell ass first into a glass dragon coffee table while naked, I laid on her wooden floor naked for about an hour trying to sleep while she was petting me crying and saying i need to go to the hospital
, i got a bunch of stitches in my ass
its been over a year and the scar still itches
talk about my bloody valentine...
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2017-03-19 at 2:09 PM UTC in Delivering a pizza
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2017-03-19 at 2:08 PM UTC in immature as fuck
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2017-03-19 at 2:03 PM UTC in immature as fuck
Originally posted by greenplastic i should be studying engineering but all i wanna do is blast trap music and fuck asian girls and eat food and probably smoke some weed BUT I CANT DO THAT THIS VERY MOMENT
why the fuck is life so hard and im so fucking oppressed
you live a good life.
I've only had sex with 1 asian chick back when I was twenty and she was hot but the sex was awful and she was bleeding everywhere
asian chicks and engineering schools seem to go hand and hand, in fact the asian chick i fucked was from silicon valley on a business trip.
Theres a bunch of cute oriental and indian girls around here because I live near the university but none of them like me lol
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-19T14:06:00.402843+00:00
