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  1. Originally posted by aldra lol, did she actually leave tooth marks in the thing when she gave it back

    I never bothered to find out whether that was photoshopped as a joke or something

    Legend says she mistook it for a Snickers bar
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  2. I lost my respect for Lizzo when she talked about Chris Brown being her favorite person which is grody as hell.


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  3. Originally posted by Bradley I hate myself for not being able to kick the drinking but it's part of being me and imma keep working at getting rid of it. Thanks for reading my thread

    It doesn’t have to be a part of you, that’s the thing. If you say you’re going to keep working to get rid of it, you’re not going to. You’re giving yourself the option right there. It isn’t a **keep trying** scenario. It’s a drop the shit, it isn’t a part of you anymore scenario. Don’t even give yourself the option.
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  4. The sleeves of a shirt are going to move when your arms are not at rest… it sounds like it fits fine based off of where the cuff hits when your arms are down at your sides. If it’s really going to bother you so much, roll the cuffs up once or twice.
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  5. grandpa? grandpa is that you?
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  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wow pretty and smart.

    …but enough about me.

    You sexy, sexy bitch, you.
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  7. Originally posted by CandyRein Alexa, show me your panty ….

    This has me *cackling*

    All I have to add to this thread is a song that popped into my head when I read the title…

    It's a woman's world, so to speak
    Pussy, you’re sour
    Never givin' credit where it's due 'cause you don't like pussy in power
    👌🙌
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  8. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy tik tok



    Tiktok is a goldmine.
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  9. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga It's a good elbow pic.

    It's an even better mugshot.

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  10. Originally posted by mmQ See?

    Yessssss, hugs to the all knowing mmQ you’re the real MVP.
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  11. Originally posted by mmQ Yeah AJ you're like a baby chocolate eagle with covered in fancy ribbons


    I’ll take “sentences I never thought I’d hear” for $100, Alex.

    I do like me some fancy ribbons!




    Originally posted by CandyRein The fantasies of the lonely ….

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  12. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood and then it happened

    What happened? Don’t you hate on Candy! I have only interacted with her minimally since being back but I happen to think she’s the bees knees 🐝 🐝🐝🐝
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  13. Originally posted by RIPtotse Money isn’t really an object in my life and hasn’t been for years.

    That’s what caused a 500 dollar a day fentanyl habit because I thought that’s what made me happy.

    Spending a year locked up and detoxing and even though I spent the max on commissary every week it made me realize that money isn’t shit but really a thought.

    Growing up rich spoiled me, and now at 30 I’ve had to take a step back and realize that money isn’t anything but a fucking object, it doesn’t bring happiness.

    I’d rather be happy in a Honda Civic than cry in a Maserati anyway, just saying.

    It has given me the upper hand in life a lot and I’m grateful for that and instead of pissing everything away like I did for years I’m attending college and actually working on my life goals.

    It’s only after I stopped using the excessive money that I realized it can’t bring true happiness.

    Took me 30 fucking years to even slightly figure this out, learn from my mistakes please

    I am glad you’re alive and well! It is crazy how money exacerbates some people’s problems while on the other hand, would infinitely change the life of some for the better (if used responsibly). I hate how a literal piece of cotton/linen paper can control one’s life, health and happiness so much. It is absolutely mind blowing. You sound like you have some veryyyy interesting stories, my friend.
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  14. Originally posted by POLECAT interesting


    Pics of the DOG?





    This him, one picture in the act. Much concern. He gay? Thank you POLECAT.
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  15. Originally posted by CandyRein

    1 like = 1 pray
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  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny girl confirmed.

    post nudes.

    Bruh I’m just a dude who loves cleaning. I’ll DM you my super macho impressive dick in exchange for you to shut the hell up
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  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    to start, click get started.

    I am not as dumb as a box of rocks, this is what I see when I go there from my phone.




    Any non-condescending help would be much appreciated friendo
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  18. Originally posted by cigreting who cares she was a stupid slut

    Someone needs to get laid
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  19. Originally posted by CandyRein

    Wings stop …


    Their voodoo fries are thebomb.com 😍
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  20. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Okay, this is oddly endearing. At first I thought you had a British accent but then I realized you didn’t and then you sounded just like Hank Hill. That was pretty cool beans. Best of luck with your painting endeavors!
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