So I relapsed and went out for a few drinks that of course ended with me getting smashed, albeit no Cocaine was involved. I brought two girls back, fucked one and strangled the other mid argument outside my apartment. My neighbour called the filth and they arrested me with my dick and balls hanging out. The girl didn't even press charges so I got arrested for "Non fatal strangulation" on the word of some faggot. I can't wait for him to fucking die, he's due a stroke/ heart attack soon. As I had no clothes I got a nice grey cell issue jumper and pants as a momento.
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