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  1. you guys have already seen all there is to see I don't understand what would be the point anyways.
  2. The fact that you are surprised at this behavior indicates that either you're not the real bumble, or you have paid no attention to anything ever.


    I never intentionally exposed my name to you guys, fuck.
  3. If you were going to leave you wouldn't have made this post. Now we can talk about whatever, or you can continue to act surprised your nudes and name got on the internet after you put them there yourself. How's your waifu, slag?


    Slag is doing okay but he's not my waifu.
  4. I think to myself that she's being a boring, cliche fuck. I roll my eyes, ignore it, and continue to fantasize about sick shit in my head to finally make me cum.
    At least they're not harassing some poor internet witch with fucked up comics and then posting in her threads like a fucking creep you dick headed monkey butthole.
  5. I come here to join back into the community and this is what I get? :( You mother fuckers.
  6. ...That's personal information you dickheads :( I see I am not welcome here, that's pretty fucked up. ;__;
  7. Can I not talk about my sexual frustrations here guys? Is this not a safe space?
  8. Maybe you're overblowing the whole thing and they might forgive you? You don't know exactly what is going through your friends heads.. you'd be surprised at how forgiving people can be.
  9. ...Or how do you feel if a girl calls you daddy in general? Do you feel turned on and perplexed as the same time? Does it make you feel powerful, dirty, etc? What effect does it have on you? Like it, hate it? Personally I enjoy the mixed reaction it gives men in general, if they like it... it's amusing, if they hate it, it's amusing.
  10. Sup kreepy how u doin? ;)
  11. Why don't you try asking them out instead? Like... some cheesy pickup line or something?
  12. Sup yall? Sad about zoklet getting taken down and whatnot... Ah, I was in a bad relationship for 2+ years and I'm free once again to you know... talk to people. Got back with my old dick, pretty happy atm but unstable, how have you guys been? Who's here... original (well, long lasting zoklet usernames?)... Hey?
  13. I've been sober from alcohols for 4 days, my longest stretch in the last year.
    I also used to use a lot of exclamation points in my posts, I think.
    I've been more-or-less chronically depressed for the last quite some time, with occasional lapses, and I've grown used to it, making it even more difficult to begin taking steps to 'snap out of it.'

    Sharpie is Lucy's alt until demonstrated otherwise. Due to his/her ambiguous nature, I'm unable to make any further evaluation.

    I work, I fluster, I try too much, I don't try enough.
    I drink a lot, I'm depressed, I have stints of sobriety that last up to 5 days, then I drink hard at night for days in a row.
    I'm OCD and chainsmoke, I like music and politics and documentaries.

    I'm sorry to hear that about you, sounds like we are similar in some ways.
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