I would tell him how proud I am to be his dad and offer to drive him there and then i would say hey son..I love you, as he got out of my car . He'd look back at me and we would have this moment of eye contact and he'd be like 'wow dad, really, yiu really love me even though how I am?'
Yes son. Yes I love you no matter what. Have the best prom ever, son. I'm so proud of you.
Gee thanks dad!
Then I would get out of the car and chase him into the prom venue and pour a bunch of gasoline all over him and myself and light a match killing us together
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2021-07-08 at 8:16 PM UTC
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Holy fuck guys I fuked up
lol she thought she was talking with a doughy 19 year old but turns out its just an emotionally stunted 36 year old
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[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
were you going to eat out that 12 year old first or fingerbang her
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Hey i hate niggers as much as the next Aryan but i also love crime. So whatcha gonna do.
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Who hasn't shit in the shower?
Just the other day I got into the shower and when that warm water hit my balls I started relaxing … next thing I'm shooting liquid diarrhoea all over the place … good times, once I managed to get the peanuts and corn husks to go down the drain.
Peanuts give me diarrhoea, but they feel good both going in and leaving, the texture as they squeeze through my ass sphincter is like a vibrator on my butthole, really good.
Pretty gay
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Who hasn't shit in the shower?
Just the other day I got into the shower and when that warm water hit my balls I started relaxing ... next thing I'm shooting liquid diarrhoea all over the place ... good times, once I managed to get the peanuts and corn husks to go down the drain.
Peanuts give me diarrhoea, but they feel good both going in and leaving, the texture as they squeeze through my ass sphincter is like a vibrator on my butthole, really good.
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2021-05-27 at 4:07 AM UTC
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I bought a vape
I see no possibility of this ending badly whatsoever.
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