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  1. Data African Astronaut
    What's that one movie where the guy walks into an old folk's home and tells them their wives/husbands died so they start crying which gives him an erection and then the police come but they actually buy his story that this old woman tried raping him so they arrest her instead and she has a heart attack on the way to the car but it doesn't kill her she just gets mangled so the dude goes to the hospital to visit her because he feels guilty and she's like "I fucking hate you don't ever come in here again" so the dude just jumps off the tallest tower he can but he gets stopped by the old lady last minute who is like "I just wanted to have sex one more time" and the dude is like ok but he does it anyway and then they end up jumping off the building together, then he wakes up BACK in the old folks him, again with a raging erection. Now the police come. What does he do?I think it was brownhogs day
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  2. Data African Astronaut
    Oh, so Republican?
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  3. Data African Astronaut
    Poor people lol
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  4. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Finally admits that your not rich like you claim. What a faggot you are


    I got cut off from my parents back then.


    Now I'm not and I basically have unlimited fuck around money.


    It's honestly funny how much people without money obsess over those that have it. Like they can't possibly believe that anyone else could reach above their lower-middle class status lmao. I guess that's what happens when you only interact with people in your same socioeconomic class.
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  5. Data African Astronaut
    Just got a text from his mom. Fuck.

    Didn't expect him to go like this. His truck just flipped over, idk the circumstances.

    Poor little carrothead
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  6. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Data Where the fuck are you going lmao
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  7. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Can you just keep your delusion of who I am and how you would kick my ass to one post. I mean 20 fucking posts with 1 line each. You sound scared and add to your tough guy speech everytime your mind farts out a new insult. Give it some time and then post what you have to say, Mr tough guy who is "self made"

    It's cause he's sitting there for like 20min seething and posting repeatedly lmao. No interaction needed. Wariat just goes
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  8. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ciggar cutter is only good for beheading heads (domes).

    Literally what he was saying you eucalyptus eating fuck
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  9. Data African Astronaut
    You won't fool me with your gay tricks, fag witch
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  10. Data African Astronaut
    This just in

    His truck flipped back ober

    He is okay :)
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  11. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BummyMofo You're probably the type of faggotman who jerks it to gangbangs

    So what if I was?
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  12. Data African Astronaut
    Ask your attorney if you qualify for religious exemption.
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  13. Data African Astronaut
    "I'm not racist, my wife has a black eye"
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  14. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready fuck that site.. I tried to type hello and it tells me to donate.

    Hello W-

    FUCK
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  15. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The US should give da nigs a big chunk of land like they did the native Americans and leave them to their own devices…check back in 50yrs and see how their society has developed…I mean devolved.



    Obvious racism.
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  16. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master Anyone ready for some day drinking? I'm supposed to start a new job tomorrow.

    Alright bet pool, what's the over under for me quitting or getting fired?

    You're too late, I started at 9
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  18. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Two muslims were stood at the far end of the train station, probably minding their own business. Thought I'd entertain myself so told the transport officer some dodgey as fuck lookin' cunts were acting suspicious, back pack on as well, Allahu Akhbar.

    Few minutes later I see them both getting dragged away kicking off. I was like, "leave them alone, they din-du-nuthin".

    That's my laugh for the day, stupid bastards.

    that's really fucked up if true tho.
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  19. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT i don't drink

    You should
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  20. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Asheville it was always drunks

    link plz?

    I don't have it but it was not always drunks. People did all kinds of stuff on camera. There were tits and research chemicals and hospital gowns and needles and swords and lighters.

    Now it's just alcohol, and alcohol is gay.
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