I have strong suspicions a girl I used to hang with used to jerk off her french bulldog. We were really high once and she was talking about how you have to jack off a dog so their testosterone doesn't get all outta whack. She actually gave me a hand job before while wearing a glove. Yes she was an escort.
Thinking back that she definitely sexually abused her dog, I don't really feel or look at her any different
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Cowboy2013
How was that conversation? At least she was honest. I wonder what the percentage is for single female pet owners.
Well over the years you talk about all kinds of shit at work, at the time I worked for this import/export company and at one point the owner had bought a ton of dildos...we the employees had to open each box and put a sticker on the bottom of the dildo.
The scenario was me and another young lad, and then 3 women all in their 40s 50s...sitting at a table putting stickers on dildos and shooting the shit so we'd talk about everything.
Another conversation that stuck in my head we all had was "what would you do if you was out walking and found a dead body"...we went around the table and the women said stuff like, "I'd run away" or "I'd call the police"...I said "I'd look for a wallet"...and then one of the old women (old to me at the time) asked the other lad "Steven what would you do?" and he replied "Me? I'd fuck it"
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by CandyRein
Continue to obsessively discuss me.. in going to go cuddle ..
;)
Enough already
We get it. You hang out wif da boys for the attention.
I hope triple threat shows u up and starts posting booty shots
You need some competition.
Fucking hell. We need to get some women up i here. N i live with Gigi, i am not married to her. We both talk openly about other attractive people. I was married to my kids mom for 31 years and never want to get married again.
I respect you as a nurse for vets but youre ego is way too much.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Get a fucking SUV or Cross over. Lease a new one. Grab just a few change outs and get that 4k and fuck Ohio off. Fly to california. Get a USP store "house" address and mailbox. 350 A year. Go do your dmv written and go lease a mini suv crossover. Download grubhub and uber eats for a no background check. U just drive. Go online and apply for a fucking Amazon driver job i think its 23 an hour in LA. Crash in your honda hrv. Tak s a month to get an amazon driver job. Do 0 drugs because you have to do an oral drug test in the office. You then spend 2 weeks training. 2 days drive along. And by the third week youre driving on your own doing baby routes. 50 packs a day by second month 250 a day. If you fall behind they give you help from other drivers.
Hang out at beach playing frisbey with girls. Do pushups and dont fall in love and move in with the first girl u fuck.
Move on. Fuck friends only until you hit 35-40 then have your kids. Save 25k a year for 4 years then buy a house in ohio if you want to go back. Masks come off in ci on the 15th.raging parties out here.
Just think off it as a camping freewheeling lifestyle
PS. Dont make single friends to hang with. Theyll bring you down.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Cowboy2013
Somebody should write some teks
I was looking through a catalog for a farm chemical supplier and they had drums of it for cheap. It's pretty unwatched, the only time it was used big scale was in the 80s for p2p cooks but nobody does that anymore. I don't think anyone would expect someone ordering benzaldehyde would be cooking meth with it
its als easy to make
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
Meth is bad, OP. Maybe you should take your topic to reddit
who said anythin about illegal drugs we are talking about legal ephedrine sold in stores
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I have 2 kids and my oldest one is kind of a weird situation where she is being raised in a family with 2 other kids and their mother abd father and now she knows she had another daddy with another kid and my baby mom has a kid whose first word was literally calling me "dada" even though I'm not his dad. My daughter I didn't know iu had until she was about a year old and I was in prism. So I basically have 3 children in my life in which I play a influential role. It's pretty amazing how I balance being a complete piece of shit ad a good dad at the same time. It's very fucking delicate. Yall can call me delicate big poppa
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
But I. CANT HAVE A KID NOT IN THIS ECKANOMIC CLIMANT!! THe see waters are rising, increasing seismic activity. The davOrce rate climing higher and higher since they invented the PILL . SMOG from the tailpipes have increased the amount of soot on the air by approx 3 percent since humanity started .
People getting asthma!! And are crops are made out of vaccine by the same people who invent POISONS aka glyposate. .
FULL SOCIETAL COLAPPS AND EXONOMIC RUIN COMING TO EVERYONE.
Welcome to the suburbs there is no escape
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The plate flipper would be best. A vanity plate as the fake, always showing, and the real one tucked away behind, ready to be flipped to the front at the push of a button.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
For traffic/speed cams There are also clear lenses you can put over your plate that blur your plate, when the picture is taken at any angle other than looking straight at it.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
For the flash type it’s easy. Get reflective tape, whatever color you need, and cut it to fit the letters/numbers of your plate. So when the flash goes off, it reflects and over exposes, making your plate unreadable.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
