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  1. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea but do your dumbells have cocks ?

    no, i shove the whole dumbell into my asshole.

    with no lube

    i do it for training for when i get ass-pregnant and need to give ass-birth
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  2. Originally posted by stl1 I just got back from getting my first Covid shot. The shot itself was painless. I didn't even feel it. My arm is just a little bit sore now.

    Because of our pig-farming Republican Governor, most of the sites to get a shot are rural and I had to drive 1 1/2 hours each way and spent $23 in gas doing it (full tank when left and filled when returned) and I'll have to do it all over again in a few weeks. For some reason this jackass Governor won't supply the vaccine where the population centers are in the state (St. Louis, Kansas City). I don't get his incompetence. My daughter's parents-in-law are having to travel 2 hours away to the center of the state on Saturday to get their shots.

    stick it in my asshole you geriatric faggot
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  3. Originally posted by netstat i'm a solid 5'7" and 130lbs of lean muscle, i also have training in BJJ so you stand no chance even if you're bigger

    i have more training in blow job jedijitsu so stick your cock in my mouth so i have start blow jobbing.

    edit: jesus fuck. i just realized you said you weight as much as a dumbell that i can lift with one hand.

    hopefully your cock is better equipped
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  4. Originally posted by Antifa Member Netstat

    Vinny

    Candyrein


    Folks, these people have ZERO comedic ability.

    if you want funny, look in the mirror

    if you want to get your tiny mexican dick wet, stick it in my asshole

    serious question: why do mexicans have smaller penises than orientals? inquiring minds want to know.
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