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  1. Originally posted by stl1 How much?

    And…did they add the secret sauce or did you?

    ill grab my ankles and you can add your secret sauce to my asshole with your pulsating cock, you nasty old nigger
  2. Originally posted by WellHung How about your orbital sockets?

    if you pump hard enough my eyeballs will pop out like k­rozs do when his daddy assfucks him too hard then you can use both sockets as extra orifices to fill my empty skull with your magical seed
  3. Originally posted by Ghost yeah get his ass rabbitweed!

    i like it in my ass best of all
  4. Originally posted by WellHung We are all slaves to the dollar. To possess adequate amounts of cash, oftentimes we must say and do things that we otherwise wouldn't. Facts, not fiction.

    ill pay you to fuck me up the butt
  5. Originally posted by Kev if you go , bribe a priest with boyporn to get confession booth access and have yourself a fun gloryhole session with all the vulnerable/raunchy females, purify their decadent orifices with your holy seed while they confess their sins with devilish moans.

    great way to pass the time and make it less lame.

    ill dress up as an altar boy and let you be my priest.

    you can use my holes the way the other priests use my holes
  6. Originally posted by Bradley So my mom is a drunk, last night she went out to the bar. I live in a suburb of milwaukee of about 8000 people. So my mom like 60 and this guy in his early 50s, they're drinking bloody marys, laughin, my mom's tryin the weed for the eighth time this year lol, they're playing pool, my mom goes out with him outside to hit the weed pipe, the guy does some white powder.

    My mom not interested in drugs and is immediately not interested in this man anymore. She got better shit in her life. She a troll kinda too.

    "Does your wife know you're smoking heroin?" (my mom always assumes the worst)

    "Not heroin, no wife, I left her and have a son with my son's ex girlfriend. *sobs a little bit*"

    "Oh it's okay" *Puts hand on shoulder* "tell me about it."

    This nigga tells my mom everything and i mean everything. Including the name of his son and himself and that his son doesn't know cuz it happened after his mom and him broke up.

    I know the kid and he was 2 or 3 years younger than me. I don't know his girlfriend so i go on facebook, and lol they're ina relationship, engaged !!~!~!~!~ and he has a son that 100% of his profile desccribes as his son despite being his half brother.

    LOL!

    What do I do?

    stick you dick in my asshole so we can have a love child together.

    then tell your mom to marry the dude in a polygamous relationship and everyone can incestually sodomize my asshole until i give the family a baby
  7. Originally posted by Bradley Even this is why I am not interested in sucking off standard cock size men, only trannies with undeveloped penises if she catches me when im kinda high

    I read this wrong, if you want to suck my pipe and choke on it, just don't choke and have your teeth scrape my pewnis that's not enjoyable after it happens more than a couple accidental times.

    Also I don't like pulling out and will creampie or nut int he back of your throat deeply, a lot of people want to like put just the tip in when they cum or pull out and skeet on a face.

    I don't.

    I push my rod as deep as it can go and that's where I finish. About 7 inches deeper than those niggas and never would i pull out and cum on something, that's retarded.

    you can pump my mouth with your erection to knock my teeth out. that will improve my sucking skills and increase how much money i can charge my clients for a blowjob
  8. Originally posted by RIPtotse and im 6'6" 245ish bro im not small rofl

    i want to see your cock

    better yet, stuff it into my asshole
  9. Originally posted by WellHung the slut probably has 5 long-distance boyfriends. She needs lots of cock to keep her satisfied.

    you can be my boyfriend

    i suckee suckee long time
  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and sideways ?

    preferably inside out

    im a faggot
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