Originally posted by WellHung
Folks, i stumbled but righted myself before the edge, or else my parents would have gotten phone calls from the cops.
ill catch you.
make sure youre in the skydiving position with your boner out and ill be down below on my hands and knees with my puckered asshole up in the air, awaiting your safe landing.
make sure you have a long enough rescue rope so the tow truck can pull you out
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Okay well shut up and touch your toes niggger faggot while I blast my manglaise into all of your orfices you simpering tub of goo you nigger faggot
You'll thank me later, nigger
i have my wrists handcuffed to my ankles to make my asshole more easily accessible. its a trick my mother taught me
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